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tσnч ( wєll thαt єscαlαtєd quícklч ) stαrk ([personal profile] starked) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-06-13 08:11 pm

mark v suit ❦ [ video + action? + one encrypted text ]

[ dear smiley, you suck. well more particularly, your timing does. if only because tony was attempting to make his own way to medical with a fair number of stumbles along the way (honestly, the walls jumped out at him). but then you have the audacity to be all ~follow me~ and of course tony stopped to look and promptly stumbled once again, this time onto the floor. fun fact about the floor, it feels really nice to a guy with that weird sickness thing that seems to be going around. so he's choosing to stay there for now. what the video shows everyone is the ceiling, a charming view that he knows everyone appreciates.

he's not going to show off how he looks unless you really ask or manage to be the one of the people finding him, but hey it's better that way. you don't want to see any blueness he has going on. there's a sour burp heard before tony actually starts to speak. ]


That was disgusting. And I'm- technically no, I'm not sorry because it was bodily function and let me tell all of you that it was even more disgusting for me. [ a pause. ] I believe Kirk deserves some applause for managing to beat me in telling you all shit so you should all do that, maybe. He deserves it. [ and then there's some clapping. ] See? I even did it.

But anyway, I'm on the floor right now, it's a nice view from down here, I'll admit, but hypothetically I may not be able to get up right now. I know, this is a shocking concept because I'm kind of an energizer bunny and that doesn't usually happen to me. That being said, who might be willing to maybe find me, swing by, help a guy out here so he's not stuck on this, arguably really nice floor, and can maybe get himself to medbay? Possibly with your assistance so I don't have to make this message again. Even though it's a lot of fun making it right now.

And as much as I love all of you, letting you see the ceiling is a much better choice than letting you see me right now. Don't worry, later I'll say hi and you'll get to see me looking a little less gross.

[ encrypted 100% to aberdeen ]

are you going blue right now?


[ ooc | SO. unless i remember wrong, dibs on finding go to sue storm, and then the actual dragging part of this goes to both natasha and clint but seriously feel free to offer help or mock tony. it's all good. and bear with me on slowness. C: ]
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2012-06-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Since the first wave. A little over half a year now. And let me tell you, what we're experiencing now is pretty much business as usual. You wanted to know why we don't have a better system in place yet, Brother George? This is why.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-06-14 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
What, exactly?

[The scorn only increases.]

This illness? This sort of thing is what's kept you from accomplishing anything?

[He snorts.]

If the best and brightest, Torchwood's astonishing field operative, can't work through a bit of dizziness, I wonder, Mr. Jones, what your operation is worth.

And I wonder too just how many people you've struggled to discourage from making any changes whatsoever. Why are you so dead-set against it, pray? Do answer me that. Is it jealousy, because you weren't the one to initiate the forward movement?
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2012-06-14 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He actually lets out a snort of his own -- a snort of amusement.]

Don't be absurd. [He does not even sound upset] There's been a major incident almost every month since we arrived. Puts a bit of a damper on our progress when we have more immediate concerns. At some point here we may finally finish putting together a more informative welcome package, if only to keep obnoxious gits like you from being so bloody loud when you pop out. Why is it that self-important wankers always act like they're the first person of consequence or intelligence to ever be snatched aboard?
Edited 2012-06-14 04:23 (UTC)
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-06-14 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
You don't understand. "Self-important" individuals like myself treat idiots as idiots. Those who are worthy of respect get respect.

Now why don't you sit back and let the adults work?
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2012-06-14 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets you a laugh, Edgeworth.]

That's the best you could do, George? "Let the adults work?" Well alright, since I'm sick and you're so eager, I'll take you up on that. You can report to my partner, Captain Harkness, when you join the group on their expedition. I expect a full report when you return.
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[personal profile] jurisimpudent 2012-06-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
...It's Edgeworth. And fine. I will.