ataraxion | mark v suit ❦ [ video + action? + one encrypted text ]

[ dear smiley, you suck. well more particularly, your timing does. if only because tony was attempting to make his own way to medical with a fair number of stumbles along the way (honestly, the walls jumped out at him). but then you have the audacity to be all ~follow me~ and of course tony stopped to look and promptly stumbled once again, this time onto the floor. fun fact about the floor, it feels really nice to a guy with that weird sickness thing that seems to be going around. so he's choosing to stay there for now. what the video shows everyone is the ceiling, a charming view that he knows everyone appreciates.

he's not going to show off how he looks unless you really ask or manage to be the one of the people finding him, but hey it's better that way. you don't want to see any blueness he has going on. there's a sour burp heard before tony actually starts to speak. ]

That was disgusting. And I'm- technically no, I'm not sorry because it was bodily function and let me tell all of you that it was even more disgusting for me. [ a pause. ] I believe Kirk deserves some applause for managing to beat me in telling you all shit so you should all do that, maybe. He deserves it. [ and then there's some clapping. ] See? I even did it.

But anyway, I'm on the floor right now, it's a nice view from down here, I'll admit, but hypothetically I may not be able to get up right now. I know, this is a shocking concept because I'm kind of an energizer bunny and that doesn't usually happen to me. That being said, who might be willing to maybe find me, swing by, help a guy out here so he's not stuck on this, arguably really nice floor, and can maybe get himself to medbay? Possibly with your assistance so I don't have to make this message again. Even though it's a lot of fun making it right now.

And as much as I love all of you, letting you see the ceiling is a much better choice than letting you see me right now. Don't worry, later I'll say hi and you'll get to see me looking a little less gross.

[ encrypted 100% to aberdeen ]

are you going blue right now?

[ ooc | SO. unless i remember wrong, dibs on finding go to sue storm, and then the actual dragging part of this goes to both natasha and clint but seriously feel free to offer help or mock tony. it's all good. and bear with me on slowness. C: ]

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Oh joy. Once someone peels you off the floor, you can keep me company.

I can sit, Ianto. So, technically, I'm not going to be peeled off of it.

Let me guess though, dragged?

[...stfu, Tony.]

I finally went willingly when my fingers started turning blue.

[ ...shutting the fuck up. for once. ]

Why do you think I was even heading in the direction of the medbay? The blue is fun. Kind of really fucking weird too.

[ a beat. ] Do they have something to puke in? You know why I'm asking.

[he groans]

For god's sake, Stark, I'm trying to keep it down. But yes, they do.

If it makes you feel any better, saying that made me feel like I was going to do it too. So. Karma or something.

It's a valid question though, what am I supposed to do to find it out? Text a doctor from the floor?

You could. They're very helpful. Annoyingly helpful. They've poked and prodded me so many times now, I'm beginning to think they're doing it for the sheer sadistic pleasure. Maybe you can act as a distraction for me, keep their focus on you a while. I'll owe you a coffee.

It's kind of cute how you think I want to take them off of your hands. Because I'm a special thing to poke. Really special thing to poke and then I get asked about the glowing thing in my chest and that's not fun.

Besides, I don't have any of them on my speed dial. [ a beat, because...coffee promises. ] If I distract them when I get in do I still get that coffee?

I don't care about the glowing thing in your chest, although I do feel compelled to ask whether or not you attend raves shirtless.

[He smirks even though you can't see it, Tony. Coffee is king.]

But yes, if you can keep them away from me for a solid five minutes when you get here, the coffee's on me.

Depending on the shirt, it's actually bright enough to through it. So, no. Plus I have been to a rave in forever.

[ wrong. coffee is god. ]

And you actually make good coffee? Because I'm not drinking sludge.

You should, you'd be a hit.

I'm going to let that go because you don't know my reputation, but if you ever again imply I would make anything remotely resembling bad coffee, I will ensure you are deprived of every source of caffeine on this ship, Stark.

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