ataraxion | mark v suit ❦ [ video + action? + one encrypted text ]

[ dear smiley, you suck. well more particularly, your timing does. if only because tony was attempting to make his own way to medical with a fair number of stumbles along the way (honestly, the walls jumped out at him). but then you have the audacity to be all ~follow me~ and of course tony stopped to look and promptly stumbled once again, this time onto the floor. fun fact about the floor, it feels really nice to a guy with that weird sickness thing that seems to be going around. so he's choosing to stay there for now. what the video shows everyone is the ceiling, a charming view that he knows everyone appreciates.

he's not going to show off how he looks unless you really ask or manage to be the one of the people finding him, but hey it's better that way. you don't want to see any blueness he has going on. there's a sour burp heard before tony actually starts to speak. ]

That was disgusting. And I'm- technically no, I'm not sorry because it was bodily function and let me tell all of you that it was even more disgusting for me. [ a pause. ] I believe Kirk deserves some applause for managing to beat me in telling you all shit so you should all do that, maybe. He deserves it. [ and then there's some clapping. ] See? I even did it.

But anyway, I'm on the floor right now, it's a nice view from down here, I'll admit, but hypothetically I may not be able to get up right now. I know, this is a shocking concept because I'm kind of an energizer bunny and that doesn't usually happen to me. That being said, who might be willing to maybe find me, swing by, help a guy out here so he's not stuck on this, arguably really nice floor, and can maybe get himself to medbay? Possibly with your assistance so I don't have to make this message again. Even though it's a lot of fun making it right now.

And as much as I love all of you, letting you see the ceiling is a much better choice than letting you see me right now. Don't worry, later I'll say hi and you'll get to see me looking a little less gross.

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are you going blue right now?

[ ooc | SO. unless i remember wrong, dibs on finding go to sue storm, and then the actual dragging part of this goes to both natasha and clint but seriously feel free to offer help or mock tony. it's all good. and bear with me on slowness. C: ]

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Sir, I will hesitantly trust that this is not actually a result of your stated minor relapse into drinking your troubles away and thus assume something entirely different is actually wrong.

Are you still in need of assistance?

Ding ding ding. This is why you're my favorite. Because you can just infer that and it's right.

Nah, I'm good. Finished what I was working on. There's parts of me that are blue and they shouldn't be. And it's because I'm suffocating, which you'd think would be the reason.

I do what I can, sir, thank you for your appreciation, though it really seems more self-gratifying considering I am your design.

...Turning blue, sir? A new side effect of the arc reactor, perhaps? However, you are not the first to report sickness. A Miss Raven Darkholme made a transmission similarly prior.

Jarvis, what is something you can always count on me to do? [ tony don't make him say pleasure yourself. ]

[ now that the feed on video he waves it in front of his face. ] Blue. I've had the same reactor since I came here. Unless nearly dying at home managed to make it so a new side effect, pretty sure that's not it. Plus chest isn't blue. And I saw, it's what- that's part of the reason I was heading to the medbay.

[ a pause. ]

Aberdeen has it worse.

[ Siiiiiiiiigh, and such deadpan here ] Yes, sir, of course, how could I have thought otherwise. I'm afraid I'm far to British to repeat that, as you've stated.

[ He switches to video as well, as it's the polite thing to do. ] I see... Painful irony aside, I believe you're pursuing the best course of action. If it is truly an illness spreading across the ship, it's best it be contained and treated and quickly as possible.

[ Sharing that pause ] Shall I locate her to assist her to the medbay, sir?

[ tony manages to give jarvis a small smile. ] And yet you really want to, don't even deny it. You can admit it to me.

Of course, because that's what they always teach you. Probably. We both know that technically that's not my area of expertise. [ for a brief moment it looks like he's going to throw up before he stops himself. ]

She's already there. Promised her I'd come today. Figured I wouldn't be sick and surprise, it's even worse. [ a beat. ] You okay? Because if I'm down a you and a her, that would kind of suck.

[ Another long suffering sigh before he concedes. ] Very well, sir, I am pleased to be aware that that no matter the possibly lethal, possibly incurable threat that is about, we can all be certain that you can be counted on to pleasure yourself despite the circumstances. Are you happy?

What medical professionals teach you, yes. Quarantine is the popular method, but at this point I'm not certain it can really be truly attained. [ Ew. Thanks for not sharing that with Jarvis. Just because he wouldn't be grossed out doesn't mean he particularly wants to see it

A pause. He's not really 'okay' in the sense he's come down with symptoms, just not debilitating ones. Yet. Hm. Awkward. ] I am functional.

[ Tony laughs for a moment before he starts gagging a little. ] I'm incredibly happy. Are you? Because I'd hate to know that I forced you into saying that.

It might be possible. Theoretically. I did have you, you know, maybe think about things we should do if this were to happen.

[ p e e r s. ] Not technically what I asked.

It's my pleasure to bring you ample entertainment, sir. I am thrilled.

Quarantine was the best solution I had surmised, with organized teams of the unaffected to search for a cure, however I did not anticipate such a wide spread so quickly. It seems it is not running as an airborne virus or anything by traditional means.

[ Murh, awkward. Okay, well, here goes. ] I am experiencing some minor symptoms. Nothing damaging to my operational level as of yet.

This is why I like you the best. Even if Dummy was useful when it came to getting that reactor.

We have teams going but- too many of us are getting sick for it to be quarantined at all. There's no common denominator among all of us. I mean, yeah, some of us have connections but not all of us. If- assuming I'm not dead after this and neither are you, remind me to do something about figuring that out.

[ 8( That's not what he wanted to hear at all. ] Tell me the minor symptoms.

If you are claiming Dummy is my only competition, sir, I may feel sorely insulted.

It will be posted to your To Do list at top priority, sir. Are you certain you would not like assistance in getting to the medbay?

Headache, fever and disorientation. Nothing too severe as of yet. [ He'll leave out that it's steadily getting worse ]

I didn't say he was your only competition. Just implied that maybe you need to step it up a little now that you have hands.

[ okay no that's mean and he's kidding, jarvis. ] Positive. You do enough as it is sometimes.

[ ...e y e b r o w. ] I'm not Pepper so I'm not going to lecture, but you know what she'd say. Or for that matter, what you'd say to me if I said that.

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