Good day. My name is Miles Edgeworth; I'm with the security team here.

[ And Miles Edgeworth, with the security team here, seems vaguely embarrassed and uncomfortable. He's far better at haranguing and scolding than he is at doing P.R. Or...talking normally to people, ever. ]

I'd like to take a moment of your time to address the role of security on the ship. The science teams conduct research; engineering keeps the ship running; agriculture keeps us fed; gunnery guards against external threats. All of them have a greater, overarching aim.

We on security are a bit different: we have no goal other than the immediate desire to serve and to protect. We are here to make all of you safer and more comfortable. We are here to make you feel more secure and confident. What we do - whatever we do - is purely to better keep you safe.

As such, I beg that any time you have a complaint, you bring it to us. Any time someone has done wrong to you or to others, let us know. We'll always work with you to develop a solution that's best for both parties. We have never executed anyone for their misdeeds and never will; brig time is very rarely used, more often to keep people safe in isolation than as punishment. We do not want to interfere with your lives; we only want to do what we need to do to keep harmony.

I also beg that if you ever have any requests of us, or any suggestions as to how we might better serve you, let us know.

[ Right. He's glad that's all over with. ]

Changing gears somewhat. It is vital to keep up our spirits in this place. I know that games are typically considered a means to maintain positivity; I had thought perhaps some...word game might be called for. Perhaps twenty questions.

[Bug is determined to figure out his little device thing. And, with enough poking and prodding, he finally does! The face that appears on the comm appears to be in its early twenties, and is smiling with surprise and excitement.]

I did it! It's on! [Still smiling, Bug clears his throat and starts again.] Greetings, fellow Starship Rangers! My name is Bug, and I am new to this starship. I'm looking for some other Rangers who were with me before I got here. I'm looking for Commander Up, and Lieutenant Taz, and Specs and Krayonder, and Tootsie Noodles and Mega Girl. And, most importantly, I'm looking for the most beautiful shience* officer ever, February. [He sighs over the name the way no one has ever sighed over the word February before. He also lists off ridiculous names like Tootsie Noodles as though they're the most normal names ever. As though he's asking for Brian, Lauren, or Joe.]

Anybody who can help me find them, I'd really appreciate it! In the meantime, I'd like to help out however I can, because I'm a Starship Ranger, and I'm here to get the job done!


[*ooc: not a typo]