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JACK NOIR ==> [TEXT] one

okay
so
im assuming the dates on these shitty computers are reliable
even if they fucked up all the clocks
im pretty sure sunday was three hours early but whatever
it says its sunday so
reset is over
and i still dont see any observations up
or any announcements or roll calls or anything
not one fucking thing

if this makes sense to anyone just
fuck
i dont care who you are just fucking talk to me here
i cant be the only one here
thats not fucking possible
there has to be someone else
anyone
come on

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why dont you mind your own fucking business before i make you into fishsticks
if youre not from the facility im talking about then you can fuck right off
youre not who im looking for and i dont even like you
youre not gonna be any fucking use to me
get lost

wwhoa

calm dowwn
look wwhat are you gonna do if nobody here is from wwhatevver pit you crawwled out a

im not tryin to be mean about it im serious look im stuck here an im supposed to be dead but then theres you from some other time an then jade from the future an im just tryin to tell you that you gotta be a lil more fuckin calm

fuck you i am calm
you think im pissed off or flipping the fuck out over here
fuck your shit
ill SHOW YOU what flipping the fuck out looks like you little whiny shit

[Jack is know wrecking the shit out of his assigned room because FUCK YOU HE IS CALM!!!!!!!!!!

eridan might be able to hear the explosions if he listens carefully]

Edited 2011-12-12 04:19 (UTC)

[oh. oh no. QUICKLY, Eridan tries to not make this worse!!!]

holy carp

no that is not fuckin calm cmon
hey wwill you stop i can fuckin hear you destroyin shit an seriously thats
really fuckin unnervvin
okay okay you wwere calm
go back to bein fuckin calm

seriously uh
jack
its gonna be fuckin all right okay

[you say that like there was ever a "not worse" option with jack

also typing while breaking things is HARD so fuck that]

So you think I'm fucking unnerving now? I've barely even fucking STARTED, kid! [BANG whoops there goes a chair] Wait until you see the real fireworks, that'll be a sight to fucking behold! [CRASH and there goes another helpless piece of furniture]

It's gonna be fuckin' all right? Do you seriously believe a damn word you're saying?! It's not gonna be all right you shitty piece of fuck, I'm on the wrong fucking space station and everyone I've ever fucking cared about may or may not be dead! Does that sound ALL RIGHT to you?!?!

[BOOM]

[that was a laser exploding into the nearest wall

and now he's just screeching because his lasers aren't destructive enough to express his rage right now]

[Okay Eridan is pretty sure he has no idea what he's doing but he's got the very unhappy impression that it is, somehow, in some tiny way his fault that Jack is flipping out. So he's going to try... and fix that

somehow]

No it doesn't but I wwas bein' fuckin serious! Flippin' your fins isn't gonna fuckin' help, an' you evven fuckin' told me that death is kinda not fuckin' important, so howw's about you quit blowwin' up the joint an' start thinkin' howw to do things fuckin' properlike!

[Wait] In a wway that doesn't kill evverybody, 'cos that seems pretty fuckin' unhelpful, don't you fuckin' think?!

Then what is going to fucking help, huh?! What the fuck do you suggest? Oh wait, you're too busy trying to save your own pansy ass to even give an actual fuck, aren't you?! [MORE SMASHING SHIT with a few more small explosions tossed in because he's basically just flipping the fuck out at his room in general now]

So-- [oh jeez suddenly slammed by the headache from hell] S-so. Yeah. Fuck your... stupid shit.

Fuck, my head. [ow his omnipotence 8(]

[Okay so that's partially right but STILL.]

Wwell no fuckin' shit I'm tryin' to savve my owwn ass, wwhat the fuck do you think? Seriously, you wwent all, "oh, I'm not gonna kill you or go psychotic an' bloww evverythin' up," so a'course wwhen I see you flippin' your lid, I'm gonna say somethin' to try an' make you... not fuckin' angry.

[He listens to all that blowing-up, smashing-shit crap wind down.] But the other fuckin' reason I'm tryin' to calm you dowwn is so you don't do somethin' you regret. [Because he knows what that's like! Hey, Jack, guess who's empathizing with you a little bit??] I'm tryin' to be fuckin' nice, all right?

[He stays quiet for a moment, partially because his head is full of pure spacehell and partially because Eridan is making some amount of sense right now. Wrecking everything isn't going to help, it would just-- well, wreck everything. Surprise surprise.

He snarls, but he sounds... calmer. Comparatively.]

Well what the fuck do you suggest?

I don't knoww, scream into a fuckin' pile or somethin'. [Is he supposed to have all the answers???]

[WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HIS ANSWERS, ERIDAN, HE WAS COUNTING ON YOU GDIT]

Ugh. Why do I even fucking bother with you?!

[He uses the last of his rage to flip the nearest table, making a clatter. But his rage is more or less back to safe levels at this point, so he leaves it at that. There isn't much left to destroy in his room anyway and this headache is a bitch.]

Now take my advice and mind your own fucking business if you've got nothing to offer!

[GRHHH I'M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE AND NOT BE A TOTAL JERK LIKE... i usually... am.... this is why Eridan is never nice.]

Jeeze, fine! I wwas tryin' to fuckin' be useful but if you wwanna be fuckin' crazy, go ahead!

[it's the thought that counts?]

I'm not being crazy you nosy brat, I'm-- [VERY UPSET

wait no he's not allowed to admit that]

I'm pissed off because... you're all being fucking useless to me!!

[yeah, that's better]

[UGH]

Wwhat do you fuckin' expect us to do for you.

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