JACK NOIR ==> [TEXT] one

[barkstabbark]

okay
so
im assuming the dates on these shitty computers are reliable
even if they fucked up all the clocks
im pretty sure sunday was three hours early but whatever
it says its sunday so
reset is over
and i still dont see any observations up
or any announcements or roll calls or anything
not one fucking thing

if this makes sense to anyone just
fuck
i dont care who you are just fucking talk to me here
i cant be the only one here
thats not fucking possible
there has to be someone else
anyone
come on

Comments

AUDIO

[uncodlyawwesome]

[Okay so that's partially right but STILL.]

Wwell no fuckin' shit I'm tryin' to savve my owwn ass, wwhat the fuck do you think? Seriously, you wwent all, "oh, I'm not gonna kill you or go psychotic an' bloww evverythin' up," so a'course wwhen I see you flippin' your lid, I'm gonna say somethin' to try an' make you... not fuckin' angry.

[He listens to all that blowing-up, smashing-shit crap wind down.] But the other fuckin' reason I'm tryin' to calm you dowwn is so you don't do somethin' you regret. [Because he knows what that's like! Hey, Jack, guess who's empathizing with you a little bit??] I'm tryin' to be fuckin' nice, all right?

Re: AUDIO

[barkstabbark]

[He stays quiet for a moment, partially because his head is full of pure spacehell and partially because Eridan is making some amount of sense right now. Wrecking everything isn't going to help, it would just-- well, wreck everything. Surprise surprise.

He snarls, but he sounds... calmer. Comparatively.]

Well what the fuck do you suggest?

AUDIO

[uncodlyawwesome]

I don't knoww, scream into a fuckin' pile or somethin'. [Is he supposed to have all the answers???]

AUDIO

[barkstabbark]

[WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HIS ANSWERS, ERIDAN, HE WAS COUNTING ON YOU GDIT]

Ugh. Why do I even fucking bother with you?!

[He uses the last of his rage to flip the nearest table, making a clatter. But his rage is more or less back to safe levels at this point, so he leaves it at that. There isn't much left to destroy in his room anyway and this headache is a bitch.]

Now take my advice and mind your own fucking business if you've got nothing to offer!

AUDIO

[uncodlyawwesome]

[GRHHH I'M JUST TRYING TO BE NICE AND NOT BE A TOTAL JERK LIKE... i usually... am.... this is why Eridan is never nice.]

Jeeze, fine! I wwas tryin' to fuckin' be useful but if you wwanna be fuckin' crazy, go ahead!

AUDIO

[barkstabbark]

[it's the thought that counts?]

I'm not being crazy you nosy brat, I'm-- [VERY UPSET

wait no he's not allowed to admit that]

I'm pissed off because... you're all being fucking useless to me!!

[yeah, that's better]

AUDIO

[uncodlyawwesome]

[UGH]

Wwhat do you fuckin' expect us to do for you.