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005 [AUDIO]
Okay. Can I--can I just have a minute, here?
[HI NETWORK IT'S WHEATLEY. No video today, but the agitated edge to his voice makes it pretty clear he's got his panties in a twist. Are you ready to find out what, exactly, is twisting his panties? No? TOO BAD.]
Show of hands, please. How many of you are, ah. Concealing...or--or harboring something potentially dangerous to yourself and/or others? Mostly others. Because I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting a little sick and tired of everyone HIDING THINGS, only to have those things show up out of flipping nowhere to TRY AND MURDER US.
First, okay, first, we've got that bloke who ran around wanting to eat everyone else. And he gets caught, which is all well and good, except the people who fancy themselves in charge think we don't have a right to know who he is! And--AND they expect us to help him out, even. Yeah, okay. Am I the only one who sees a problem with this?
Now Mister Big Shot Security Guy is being all vague about some kind of disease, except, oh, SURPRISE, it's not a disease, it's a demon infestation!? And--and Coffee Boy over there knew for god knows how long and only speaks up now? What is WRONG with all of you!?
Do you--do you see a pattern here? It's not the ship that's going to get us, in the end. It's all the stupid little secrets you lot are keeping. Absolutely ridiculous.
WHEN are you going to REALIZE that we need to TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS before they get out of hand and start KILLING PEOPLE? You humans are impossible, honestly, this does not need to be difficult!
I mean, Jenna, yeah? You remember; bled all over the network. She's a--a vampire, or something? But she came right out and told us, explained where she's getting her, uh. Sustenance, and now we know. Bam, problem solved. Everyone should take a page out of her book. In fact, let's clear the air, right now. If you are aware of any kind of danger, from home or otherwise, or think something might become a problem down the line, share it with the class. Now's your opportunity.
I'll start. When that murderous computer-woman from my world landed here, I warned you. She's gone, now, by the way, as far as I can tell, but the point still stands. I didn't sit on my hands and wait for Her to start picking us off. Gave the heads-up right away.
Here's another thing that's good to know, while we're all coming clean. There's a dangerous mute--well, no, she's not mute, she was lying--there's a dangerous, not-so-mute lunatic on the loose, and she's got one of my things and I would really like it back I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS, LADY, DON'T PRETEND YOU AREN'T.
[HI NETWORK IT'S WHEATLEY. No video today, but the agitated edge to his voice makes it pretty clear he's got his panties in a twist. Are you ready to find out what, exactly, is twisting his panties? No? TOO BAD.]
Show of hands, please. How many of you are, ah. Concealing...or--or harboring something potentially dangerous to yourself and/or others? Mostly others. Because I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting a little sick and tired of everyone HIDING THINGS, only to have those things show up out of flipping nowhere to TRY AND MURDER US.
First, okay, first, we've got that bloke who ran around wanting to eat everyone else. And he gets caught, which is all well and good, except the people who fancy themselves in charge think we don't have a right to know who he is! And--AND they expect us to help him out, even. Yeah, okay. Am I the only one who sees a problem with this?
Now Mister Big Shot Security Guy is being all vague about some kind of disease, except, oh, SURPRISE, it's not a disease, it's a demon infestation!? And--and Coffee Boy over there knew for god knows how long and only speaks up now? What is WRONG with all of you!?
Do you--do you see a pattern here? It's not the ship that's going to get us, in the end. It's all the stupid little secrets you lot are keeping. Absolutely ridiculous.
WHEN are you going to REALIZE that we need to TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS before they get out of hand and start KILLING PEOPLE? You humans are impossible, honestly, this does not need to be difficult!
I mean, Jenna, yeah? You remember; bled all over the network. She's a--a vampire, or something? But she came right out and told us, explained where she's getting her, uh. Sustenance, and now we know. Bam, problem solved. Everyone should take a page out of her book. In fact, let's clear the air, right now. If you are aware of any kind of danger, from home or otherwise, or think something might become a problem down the line, share it with the class. Now's your opportunity.
I'll start. When that murderous computer-woman from my world landed here, I warned you. She's gone, now, by the way, as far as I can tell, but the point still stands. I didn't sit on my hands and wait for Her to start picking us off. Gave the heads-up right away.
Here's another thing that's good to know, while we're all coming clean. There's a dangerous mute--well, no, she's not mute, she was lying--there's a dangerous, not-so-mute lunatic on the loose, and she's got one of my things and I would really like it back I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS, LADY, DON'T PRETEND YOU AREN'T.
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