( 02 ) video ♧ life's a game but it's not fair i break the rules so i don't care
[ along with his map, neal's been working on a calendar of sorts. it's not an exact science, but long practice (and prison) taught him to count the hours accurately. giving some wiggle room for longer days in space-- who knows? it could happen-- he's almost sure there's just a week to put an idea he's been sitting on since the first jump into motion.
but: first things first. he flips on his device, brushing some hair out of his eyes. it's nearly time for a cut-- while being kidnapped into space can excuse a little less than his usual crisp suits everyday, it's no reason to let everything go.
that, and asking for help sets the kind of conversational tone neal likes. everyone likes being able to help, or be owed, or simply know more than someone else. (it's a habit.) ]
Does anyone have any experience cutting hair, by any chance? I'd like to get this-- [ he brushes at the bangs in his eyes, again ] out of my way before we face the next round of seven minutes in blue goo heaven.
...Speaking of that. [ neal leans into the camera just a bit, angling his face to hit the light right. ] If I'm counting right, we have about a week to prepare for it. Is anyone else up for a sleepover? Maybe in one of the common rooms.
[ because maybe, just maybe someone will stay awake long enough to know what the fuck's happening. ] Strength in numbers, and all that.
( ooc | OKAY SO. victor lustig is a famous con artist, known as "the man who sold the eiffel tower". to the cipher neal's using the vigenére cipher. the passphrase is sailing, a reference to lustig's start running jobs on the steamers travelling between paris and nyc. if your character would notice the cipher and know enough about the history of con artists to put together the cipher-- or if they're some kind of coded message/math genius-- go for it, but neal's purpose is fishing for other people in the game.
also here is a quick online translator for the cipher, if your character would reply in kind! )
but: first things first. he flips on his device, brushing some hair out of his eyes. it's nearly time for a cut-- while being kidnapped into space can excuse a little less than his usual crisp suits everyday, it's no reason to let everything go.
that, and asking for help sets the kind of conversational tone neal likes. everyone likes being able to help, or be owed, or simply know more than someone else. (it's a habit.) ]
Does anyone have any experience cutting hair, by any chance? I'd like to get this-- [ he brushes at the bangs in his eyes, again ] out of my way before we face the next round of seven minutes in blue goo heaven.
...Speaking of that. [ neal leans into the camera just a bit, angling his face to hit the light right. ] If I'm counting right, we have about a week to prepare for it. Is anyone else up for a sleepover? Maybe in one of the common rooms.
[ because maybe, just maybe someone will stay awake long enough to know what the fuck's happening. ] Strength in numbers, and all that.
[ it's time to throw out a line, see who bites. ]
Gltj wyrq ofpv sxwe.
[ 'olly olly oxen free'. it's not the most poetic message, but it's whimsical enough to appeal. and anyone who knows enough about history and ciphers to break the code should be fun, at the very least. ]
( ooc | OKAY SO. victor lustig is a famous con artist, known as "the man who sold the eiffel tower". to the cipher neal's using the vigenére cipher. the passphrase is sailing, a reference to lustig's start running jobs on the steamers travelling between paris and nyc. if your character would notice the cipher and know enough about the history of con artists to put together the cipher-- or if they're some kind of coded message/math genius-- go for it, but neal's purpose is fishing for other people in the game.
also here is a quick online translator for the cipher, if your character would reply in kind! )

omg i didn't see the translation underneath and i went and translated it myself i hate everything
Unfortunately, I'm hapless with scissors, or I'd spare a hand. [ His hands are typing idly at his phone as he speaks, and a typed message is sent to Neal just as he looks up to regard the lens accordingly. ] Though I suppose the price might be an ear in the process.
-- ohg divrano
[ And then he tilts his head, regarding him quizzically. ]
( ooc: which is simply 'why sailing', by the by. )
i love you so much. SO MUCH.
[ ...ooooooooh. neal's charming smiler goes sharper, and he looks down at his own screen for a second and taps his chin thoughtfully with one slender finger before locking the feed. ]
Duaeqt mgt pta fzsrb zv fzwaupzf. Egu ntohxwd qe whz oibswhz lhm aifyhhzlar?
( ooc | IF YOU CAN RESIST YOUR OWN TRANSLATION 'Lustig got his start on steamers. You figured it out without the passphrase?' )
HAHAAH DON'T JUDGE ME
I SHOOK THE LAPTOP AT MY BOYFRIEND'S FACE you get me bb ;;
aaaaalways i wanna beeeee with you
and ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy will always love YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
shriek
/gnaws upon
my brains naoglskdjgkg
om nom nom nom :E
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Also she's squinting at that code, weirdo. Who does that stuff.]
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WHATEVER CODES ROCK. ]
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lrg siejwr qq gba vov'e entl tpp wgnwr kzlr yzazva vt gn bsqf.
And did you seriously just suggest a sleepover?
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tizoa qu at, jpmf jg ib. pdrt wdcnigkv tptzgkwn gpie udd otzyy vo qe.
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qoc dpbadd spmc ol lwyo fu at klv ok tritlrj st bsm cgjtg
[ 'You should keep it long so it can be braided at the party' ]
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Oetw, Q qu zadp buk uhmpsoufea qwe ol. Atw buk kaup, xnyk.
( ooc | well, i do have the cheekbones for it. all the same, pass. )
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Mass sleepover. Interesting way to get to know people better.
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If it works for college dorms...
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[ she's not quite a con artist, despite what some others would say (hi tony), but she does know her history well enough to make an educated guess about what he's referencing.
also, she's pretty great at hacking, so. ]
[ OOC | "not terribly subtle, are you?" ]
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[ oh natasha, he likes you already. ]
( ooc | not generally. and you know vigenére because you're... a french history major? )
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No one's going to care.
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text; i'm just as late myself lmao, no worries! backtags rule.
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Are you gonna bring the popcorn?
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That depends. Are you coming? Because I probably won't bother, if not. [ he tosses it off like a joke, because there's charm and then there's being smarmy. ]
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[ she hasn't had a sleepover in a long time after all and yeah, totally is unsure what to think of this. ]
And if no one is willing to help you with your hair, I guess I could try.
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[ secret to being this much of a hipster fuck: say things like 'sleepover' and never acknowledge it's uncool, it becomes cool. life lessons with neal caffrey. ]
I think I already have someone willing to take a stab at it-- non-literal stab, by the way-- but if she chickens out, I'll call for... [ he trails off expectantly. ]
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[ and then, almost as an afterthought... ]
xmzpixa q ewv'b mdmv kpizom, aqvkm gwc'zm xzwdqlqvo mvbmzbiqvumvb.
[ perhaps i won't even charge, since you're providing entertainment. ]
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My cup really does runneth over with volunteer stylists.
[ ...brb looking at this message fondly for a while. talk about speaking his languge. ]
Khm ncgy zaqc iaj khm vvbck Vqrmaéxw. I'u tucxwsapl, Zektmcg Jueav.
( she cuts hair and she knows vigenére. i'm impressed, mystery woman. )
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A sleepover. Why do I get the feeling that clothes would be optional for this?
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I would never suggest anything like that. Scout's honor.
[ yes he would, and he was never a scout. ]
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Dtortéje qd wak gf uj nnbgrqemf.
Hmt tpb'f sskm epvtys qybrxwsbtvt.
(( OOC |
Sleepover?
Vigenére is one of my favorites.
But let's make things interesting. ))
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A tpzctnl hm xqtnl bm. Sm'f ufe wq uvtw, twz. Gba zadp bb gvmqcm gnst stvq ux etpontl azcwtgfcm.
Gkij, Q'yr tibp. Iae kuormfzaovd, Kbgl Gcj?
( practiced by teenage girls the world over-- don't try and tell me you deleted them, too // i thought he might be. he's one of mine, too. you have to admire that kind of elegant arrogance // okay, i'll bite. any suggestions, coat guy? )
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