text. (un: benjamin)

[benumbing]

Riddles and surveys seem to be the popular thing lately. I guess the cabin fever had to set in eventually. Or do we call it tent fever here?

I guess I'll contribute with a joke. How many bullets does it take to stop an animal that's fast, aggressive, and already bleeding?

Two. One to bring it down and another for the twitching. It's a horrible punchline, but there's too many kiddies listening for one of my better jokes. Ma

Take a little extra caution outside the camp. These things usually run away.

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un: sbrandt.

[echopraxia]

This is funny because it is true?

[benumbing]

I'd feel more at ease if it was a dud and not true. But that's not the case.

[echopraxia]

Which animal this is?

[benumbing]

The feathered things in the trees. I've only caught glimpses of them before, but I thought they were almost cute.

Not so much with the open sores.

[echopraxia]

Pink yes?

[benumbing]

The very ones.

[un: mustang]

[weaponsgrade]

That's not much of a joke.

[benumbing]

Maybe you can spice up the punchline for me. In case I have to re-tell it.

[weaponsgrade]

Let's hope you don't.

[benumbing]

Such a tough audience, and after such a harrowing experience.

[weaponsgrade]

Tell me more about your harrowing experience and maybe I'll have a little sympathy.

[benumbing]

What more do you want to know? One of our fine feathered friends went for the jugular.

UN:etliberte

[lafautedevoltaire]

You really think we have't heard worse?

[benumbing]

Why don't you tell me something and we'll see.

video;

[fulminants]

Dude, that's seriously morbid. How about kiddie-filtering the good jokes?

Or, you know, tell them Santa will put them on his naughty list if they listen in.

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[benumbing]

Santa?

[Either he doesn't know who that is or he can't believe that's an actual suggestion. One's as likely as the next.]

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[fulminants]

[ BRUH ]

You don't know who Santa is?

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[benumbing]

If I ask, am I going to regret it?

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[fulminants]

Old fat dude from the North Pole, gives little children presents during Christmas, usually a lie parents tell kids to get them to behave.

Wait, you seriously don't know who he is?

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[benumbing]

What's wrong with these parents? It sounds perverted.

un: JOHANNA

[axeyou]

Tell me one your better jokes.

[benumbing]

Give me a minute to think of a good one. You, I wouldn't want to disappoint.

[axeyou]

Aww.

Don't try too hard. I'll be able to tell.

[benumbing]

I wouldn't dream of faking it with you.

Are you ready?

[axeyou]

So ready. Lay it on me.