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[benumbing]

Riddles and surveys seem to be the popular thing lately. I guess the cabin fever had to set in eventually. Or do we call it tent fever here?

I guess I'll contribute with a joke. How many bullets does it take to stop an animal that's fast, aggressive, and already bleeding?

Two. One to bring it down and another for the twitching. It's a horrible punchline, but there's too many kiddies listening for one of my better jokes. Ma

Take a little extra caution outside the camp. These things usually run away.

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[fulminants]

jonathan or john works too

gives me a mature vibe

unless you're talking about my last name here, and no im not a super awesome rock star yet

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[benumbing]

I have a question. Has anyone ever told you that you're full of shit?

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[fulminants]

why, you jealous?

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[benumbing]

Astounded, maybe a touch amazed. But jealous, no.

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[fulminants]

ok, i'll let you in on a little secret

i'm really a superhero

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[benumbing]

Of course you are. And here's a secret for you: I'm actually royalty. Be sure to call me Prince Jack.

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[fulminants]

i'll only believe you if you manage to bag kate middleton