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Riddles and surveys seem to be the popular thing lately. I guess the cabin fever had to set in eventually. Or do we call it tent fever here?

I guess I'll contribute with a joke. How many bullets does it take to stop an animal that's fast, aggressive, and already bleeding?

Two. One to bring it down and another for the twitching. It's a horrible punchline, but there's too many kiddies listening for one of my better jokes. Ma

Take a little extra caution outside the camp. These things usually run away.

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Or we could just stop conversing. And where the hell did a lump of coal come from?

but why

im charming and handsome and precious to be around

santa, you know. you get a lump of coal if you've been an asshole during the year

More lies that your parents told you?

haven't had them since i was ten

my ssister's not a very good liar either

i chalk this up to a very healthy self-esteem

My condolences about your parents.

it's cool, im over it

we dont have to make it weird

what's your name anyway; benjamin?

Benjamin's my last name.

It's Jack.

funny, i thought your last name would've been rothschild or something

i'm johnny

storm's my last name

There's no way that that's your real name.

jonathan or john works too

gives me a mature vibe

unless you're talking about my last name here, and no im not a super awesome rock star yet

I have a question. Has anyone ever told you that you're full of shit?

why, you jealous?

Astounded, maybe a touch amazed. But jealous, no.

ok, i'll let you in on a little secret

i'm really a superhero

Of course you are. And here's a secret for you: I'm actually royalty. Be sure to call me Prince Jack.

i'll only believe you if you manage to bag kate middleton

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