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[benumbing]

Riddles and surveys seem to be the popular thing lately. I guess the cabin fever had to set in eventually. Or do we call it tent fever here?

I guess I'll contribute with a joke. How many bullets does it take to stop an animal that's fast, aggressive, and already bleeding?

Two. One to bring it down and another for the twitching. It's a horrible punchline, but there's too many kiddies listening for one of my better jokes. Ma

Take a little extra caution outside the camp. These things usually run away.

Comments

[benumbing]

What do being in the military and getting a blow job have in common?

In both, the closer you get to discharge, the better it feels.

[axeyou]

Congratulations, I'm not disappointed. That's funny.

[benumbing]

I guess I owe my commanding officer my thanks.

I have others, if you ever need the entertainment.

[axeyou]

Is he here? I'll give him the credit if he is.

If not the rewards are all yours. If you can follow that one up with another good one.

[benumbing]

You're insatiable. Has anyone ever told you that?

[axeyou]

Don't tell me you can't keep up.

[benumbing]

Oh, there will be no surrender.

My humor can get a little wicked though. Fair warning.

[axeyou]

That's my favorite kind.

I was with this guy for awhile. Every night I was with him ended the same. Him, in my bed, gasping my name. Know what that means?

[benumbing]

Tell me, please.

[axeyou]

It means I didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

[benumbing]

Where have you been all my life? Or does that just come across as slightly suicidal?

[axeyou]

I've been stuck here in space, big boy. Waiting. Don't worry. I don't plan to suffocate you.