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[alsohawkeye]

So poll time:

What's creepier?
a) zombies
b) robots
c) clones

Discuss.


[ ooc: all of Kate's responses will be anonymous unless otherwise marked ]

Comments

[technologist]

[ Yes but what if he totally wants to know. ]

So zombies as minions, then. Is necromancy heavily regulated?

[darkart]

It's illegal.

[ Look he only found out IN SPACE that a friend of his did not mysteriously vanish and was in fact drowned and eaten by an army of inferi over a house elf, he doesn't want to go into it!! ]

[technologist]

[ That's rough, buddy. ]

Good. Or I'd imagine it's good, we haven't really got necromancy or zombies where I'm from, though I'd argue we've definitely got minions.

Do people still study it? Academically.

no response.

[darkart]

[ Went back to work + bored of giving anonmuggle attention. ]

helpfully responds on snape's behalf

[doggedly]

keep asking him he'll tell you eventually

a confused not here

[darkart]

[ DON'T YOU HAVE FRIENDS? GET A LIFE ]

imaginary childish fighting carries over here

[doggedly]

[wow is this what he gets for helping you]

imaginary childish fighting is their ship name now

[darkart]

[ Yes. ]

yes now all aboard

[doggedly]

[you wish.]

otp

[darkart]

[ That is what everyone's going to think if you keep following him around, Srs. WE CAN ADD IT TO THE RUMOR JAR ALONGSIDE LUCIUS MALFOY

AND UR BROTHER ]

[doggedly]

[HASTILY WITHDRAWS vomiting]

so helpful!!

[technologist]

Observation leads me to believe this advice is deliberately misleading.

anything 4 u

[doggedly]

youd think so but nah
merlin but you really give up easily dont you

[technologist]

[ Merlin... ]

No need to look desperate on the network

[ he'll just bother Snape about it in person tbh. ]

Who is this?

[doggedly]

thats the spirit
less desperation is always good

& im someone who was unfortunately in school with him
try to imagine that

[technologist]

You're another wizard.

[ GOTTA CATCH EM ALL. And you might be barking up the wrong tree with trash talk of studious Snape, js. Dog joke accidental but I'm ok with it. ]

He seems like he'd be a very good student.

[doggedly]

[you know i love dog jokes + sadly this could also be an ic response]

does he really
what makes you say that

[technologist]

[ how to put this nicely ]

He's very intelligent. And focused.
Did you ever study necromancy? Academically.

[doggedly]

hes a lot of things


are you asking that because hes told you he has

[technologist]

Actually I'm asking because he promptly excused himself from the conversation when asked. Slightly conspicuous, if you ask me.

[doggedly]

now do you mean he excused himself by abruptly not answering any longer or he really excused himself
never mind i'll bet i can guess which

but really conspicuous is one word for it
hilarious is another

[technologist]

How's that hilarious

And I'll bet you'd guess right.

[ Focused and intelligent, yes. Polite, no. ]

[doggedly]

bit of an inside joke

[also known as, Snape is a former Death Eater txt it]

i mean i'll tell you but it might be more fun to ask him what his dark arts experience is

[technologist]

[ good joke ]

Did you miss the part where I've already tried that

[ MANY TIMES. ]

Are the two of you mates?

[doggedly]

[off screen vomiting at the implication mates r u serious (no he is Sirius)]

cant even joke about that
no we are not


you do know what necromancy actually is meant to be right
imagine studying 'raising dead people to life' academically
you cant and neither can i really cos its not academic