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[alsohawkeye]

So poll time:

What's creepier?
a) zombies
b) robots
c) clones

Discuss.


[ ooc: all of Kate's responses will be anonymous unless otherwise marked ]

Comments

[darkart]

Necromancy is an old art.

[ That is both 'yes' and 'you don't want to know.' ]

[technologist]

[ Yes but what if he totally wants to know. ]

So zombies as minions, then. Is necromancy heavily regulated?

[darkart]

It's illegal.

[ Look he only found out IN SPACE that a friend of his did not mysteriously vanish and was in fact drowned and eaten by an army of inferi over a house elf, he doesn't want to go into it!! ]

[technologist]

[ That's rough, buddy. ]

Good. Or I'd imagine it's good, we haven't really got necromancy or zombies where I'm from, though I'd argue we've definitely got minions.

Do people still study it? Academically.

no response.

[darkart]

[ Went back to work + bored of giving anonmuggle attention. ]

helpfully responds on snape's behalf

[doggedly]

keep asking him he'll tell you eventually

a confused not here

[darkart]

[ DON'T YOU HAVE FRIENDS? GET A LIFE ]

imaginary childish fighting carries over here

[doggedly]

[wow is this what he gets for helping you]

imaginary childish fighting is their ship name now

[darkart]

[ Yes. ]

yes now all aboard

[doggedly]

[you wish.]

otp

[darkart]

[ That is what everyone's going to think if you keep following him around, Srs. WE CAN ADD IT TO THE RUMOR JAR ALONGSIDE LUCIUS MALFOY

AND UR BROTHER ]

[doggedly]

[HASTILY WITHDRAWS vomiting]

so helpful!!

[technologist]

Observation leads me to believe this advice is deliberately misleading.

anything 4 u

[doggedly]

youd think so but nah
merlin but you really give up easily dont you

[technologist]

[ Merlin... ]

No need to look desperate on the network

[ he'll just bother Snape about it in person tbh. ]

Who is this?

[doggedly]

thats the spirit
less desperation is always good

& im someone who was unfortunately in school with him
try to imagine that

[technologist]

You're another wizard.

[ GOTTA CATCH EM ALL. And you might be barking up the wrong tree with trash talk of studious Snape, js. Dog joke accidental but I'm ok with it. ]

He seems like he'd be a very good student.

[doggedly]

[you know i love dog jokes + sadly this could also be an ic response]

does he really
what makes you say that

[technologist]

[ how to put this nicely ]

He's very intelligent. And focused.
Did you ever study necromancy? Academically.

[doggedly]

hes a lot of things


are you asking that because hes told you he has

[technologist]

Actually I'm asking because he promptly excused himself from the conversation when asked. Slightly conspicuous, if you ask me.

[doggedly]

now do you mean he excused himself by abruptly not answering any longer or he really excused himself
never mind i'll bet i can guess which

but really conspicuous is one word for it
hilarious is another

[technologist]

How's that hilarious

And I'll bet you'd guess right.

[ Focused and intelligent, yes. Polite, no. ]

[doggedly]

bit of an inside joke

[also known as, Snape is a former Death Eater txt it]

i mean i'll tell you but it might be more fun to ask him what his dark arts experience is

[technologist]

[ good joke ]

Did you miss the part where I've already tried that

[ MANY TIMES. ]

Are the two of you mates?