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ataraxion2014-08-16 04:41 pm
jurisimpudent) wrote in ataraxion2014-08-16 04:41 pm
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Good day. My name is Miles Edgeworth; I'm with the security team here.
[ And Miles Edgeworth, with the security team here, seems vaguely embarrassed and uncomfortable. He's far better at haranguing and scolding than he is at doing P.R. Or...talking normally to people, ever. ]
I'd like to take a moment of your time to address the role of security on the ship. The science teams conduct research; engineering keeps the ship running; agriculture keeps us fed; gunnery guards against external threats. All of them have a greater, overarching aim.
We on security are a bit different: we have no goal other than the immediate desire to serve and to protect. We are here to make all of you safer and more comfortable. We are here to make you feel more secure and confident. What we do - whatever we do - is purely to better keep you safe.
As such, I beg that any time you have a complaint, you bring it to us. Any time someone has done wrong to you or to others, let us know. We'll always work with you to develop a solution that's best for both parties. We have never executed anyone for their misdeeds and never will; brig time is very rarely used, more often to keep people safe in isolation than as punishment. We do not want to interfere with your lives; we only want to do what we need to do to keep harmony.
I also beg that if you ever have any requests of us, or any suggestions as to how we might better serve you, let us know.
[ Right. He's glad that's all over with. ]
Changing gears somewhat. It is vital to keep up our spirits in this place. I know that games are typically considered a means to maintain positivity; I had thought perhaps some...word game might be called for. Perhaps twenty questions.
[ And Miles Edgeworth, with the security team here, seems vaguely embarrassed and uncomfortable. He's far better at haranguing and scolding than he is at doing P.R. Or...talking normally to people, ever. ]
I'd like to take a moment of your time to address the role of security on the ship. The science teams conduct research; engineering keeps the ship running; agriculture keeps us fed; gunnery guards against external threats. All of them have a greater, overarching aim.
We on security are a bit different: we have no goal other than the immediate desire to serve and to protect. We are here to make all of you safer and more comfortable. We are here to make you feel more secure and confident. What we do - whatever we do - is purely to better keep you safe.
As such, I beg that any time you have a complaint, you bring it to us. Any time someone has done wrong to you or to others, let us know. We'll always work with you to develop a solution that's best for both parties. We have never executed anyone for their misdeeds and never will; brig time is very rarely used, more often to keep people safe in isolation than as punishment. We do not want to interfere with your lives; we only want to do what we need to do to keep harmony.
I also beg that if you ever have any requests of us, or any suggestions as to how we might better serve you, let us know.
[ Right. He's glad that's all over with. ]
Changing gears somewhat. It is vital to keep up our spirits in this place. I know that games are typically considered a means to maintain positivity; I had thought perhaps some...word game might be called for. Perhaps twenty questions.
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[ head tilt ]
This one is one, too!
[ lucrezia borgia and rules of games. ]
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So what, that's two questions? And I answered one--and yes, that was a question--so now I've answered two of your questions, and you've only got eighteen remaining.
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[ indulgent. ]
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[ smiling so much. ]
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[ smiling forever. ]
what will you give me?
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