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does anybody have knitting needles i can use or know where i can get some?

... anyone actually know how to knit, for that matter?

[really stiles? the first thing you actually choose to post to the network and it's this. you're impossible. you're also not helping jason's nickname for you right now.]

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That was a joke.

[ What? Totally a joke. He's knows Derek. STOP LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT.]

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[this is text peter stiles isn't looking at you at all]

really

[ Yeah but he hates being caught out in a lie.]

Do you have a crush on broody Mcwerewolf?

DEREK???

do i look suicidal to you everyone he bones winds up dead

[ Plus 10 to distraction skills.]

How about curly haired Doe Eyes? I wouldn't kick him out of my bed.

[yeah no stiles hasn't forgotten anything peter]

i would
i would kick him out of bed i would kick him out of the house i would kick him out of town. i'll kick him across the pacific ocean if i can manage it

[not actually a no on the boning though, is it]

[ He's a freaking gypsy who watched you sleep a few times. MAYBE adding werewolf to that is bad mix.]

It's the scarf. Isn't it?

[ He's out of names to throw your way. Fuck.]

[werewolf is probably the least worrying to stiles out of that list at this point lbr]

it's the everything

[ Its the possibly homosexual part?]

You have impossible standards.

[... okay no never mind no part of that list actually bothers stiles]

my standards are 'doesn't want to kill me' how is that impossible

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that guy derek's a werewolf? cool.

[oh goddamnit]

uh. no? it's a nickname [to be fair is sort of is]

uh huh. suuuuure it is.

[okay stiles try another tact here...]

please, if derek was a werewolf would he really tell me?

if Derek weren't a werewolf, would you be trying so hard to convince me right now?

look, I don't really care. half this ship is some sort of weird creature and he's hot either way.

yes i know this is public

because whether he is or isn't he's going to want to kill me and i'd really like to live long enough to figure this sexuality thing out so if we could please stop talking about it?

look it was either make fun of him for his growly demeanor, or make fun of him for his bunny teeth and i chose the lesser of the two evils

i'm a fantasy nerd, so sue me

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What did you just do.

[ this is literally the end of days. ]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!

Is that supposed to make me feel better?

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DISCONNECT.

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text, auggielocked; i'm assuming u meant problem

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text, auggielocked; shh it's midnight i can't english right

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text, auggielocked; tucks you into bed

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text, auggielocked; gross no sleep

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text, auggielocked; sleep is important!!

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text, auggielocked; so is vanilla coke

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text, auggielocked; yes koke will tell you all about it.

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text, auggielocked; i want to blame her for my stash

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text, auggielocked; lbr it's probably her fault

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text, auggielocked; all things coke related are

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text, auggielocked; koke is lord of them all

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he's going to kill you
good luck

[always so helpful isaac]

shut up
this is not my fault

[he tries]

you could have idk
STOPPED answering

[he literally doesn't]

which one of them

[he could've always let stiles suffer alone]

both of them?

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