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does anybody have knitting needles i can use or know where i can get some?





... anyone actually know how to knit, for that matter?

[really stiles? the first thing you actually choose to post to the network and it's this. you're impossible. you're also not helping jason's nickname for you right now.]

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[extrabraincells]

[ Plus 10 to distraction skills.]

How about curly haired Doe Eyes? I wouldn't kick him out of my bed.

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[yeah no stiles hasn't forgotten anything peter]

i would
i would kick him out of bed i would kick him out of the house i would kick him out of town. i'll kick him across the pacific ocean if i can manage it

[not actually a no on the boning though, is it]

[extrabraincells]

[ He's a freaking gypsy who watched you sleep a few times. MAYBE adding werewolf to that is bad mix.]

It's the scarf. Isn't it?

[ He's out of names to throw your way. Fuck.]

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[werewolf is probably the least worrying to stiles out of that list at this point lbr]

it's the everything

[extrabraincells]

[ Its the possibly homosexual part?]

You have impossible standards.

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[... okay no never mind no part of that list actually bothers stiles]

my standards are 'doesn't want to kill me' how is that impossible

[extrabraincells]

Wait. Who's trying to kill you?

Because last time I checked Derek and his abs weren't hurting anyone.

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after today? derek is definitely going to want to kill me

[extrabraincells]

Not Isaac and his scarf?

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some days i'd like to kill isaac WITH his scarf

[extrabraincells]

Man. That's some bad blood between you and doe eyes.

So, you embracing your new shiny bisexual self?

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how would i be doing that

[extrabraincells]

Last time I checked the ship's gay club was closed.

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yeah well i didn't have much luck at the gay club back home either.

unless you consider getting adopted by drag queens lucky

[extrabraincells]

That's....lucky in it's own way.

Never happened to me. All right. New plan. Do you have your eye on anyone or do I have to start annoying your straight BFF till she tells me?

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don't get me wrong the girls are all nice but. strictly platonic
maternal
whatever

... my straight BFF is scott? who is a guy?