first spell.

[bitchcrafting]

a friend of mine once said that being dead... it was like nothing. there was just darkness on the other side. like if you closed your eyes and could never open them again. so then i thought, maybe this is hell-- but then, i've been to hell-- visited hell, i mean, and no way this is it.

so where are we supposed to be? heaven? 'cause if heaven is supposed to be a bad sci-fi movie, where god's played by alec guinness and E.T is jesus....then that's just weird. too freaking weird, and i'm used to weird.

you guys have probably heard all of this over and over again. newbie falls out of the jelly tube, tries to understand what's going on, and totally gets it wrong. sorry. but since i'm stuck here for the time being, i'd like to make myself useful ... i mean, i can't pilot a ship or fix an engine, but i'm sure i could find a way to help.

okay, totally rambling now-- [ and then the line cuts. ]

Comments

[bitchcrafting]

i've got some special skills. but i can't say if they're useful, unless you tell me what you guys need help with

the last plant i had died
no money on the ship = no taxes
babysitting, sure. turns out i'm pretty good at taking care of people.

[nightblogs]

then just say so
were busy people we cant hang around and guess
aint nobody got time for that

alternatively just keep an eye out for the ships craigslist

[bitchcrafting]

fine, i'll do that.

what do you do around here, anyway?

[nightblogs]

oh you know
hang out
help around
personally i do nothing of value except eat

[bitchcrafting]

but you said you helped around
what do you do? besides eat.

[nightblogs]

damn u ask hard questions
idk you can garden
babysit animals
babysit children
do technical stuff
figure out the mystery
cook

[bitchcrafting]

i'm talking about you
i don't think you're as useless as you say

[nightblogs]

uh
sleep
eat
cook
eat
get high
ask philosophical questions
write poems aka rap songs
thats the basis of my existence here
what about u got any plans yet

[bitchcrafting]

so what you're saying is that you're a teenager from earth.
or a college kid

and like i said, still trying to figure that out.

[nightblogs]

teenager from earth yep
however did u guess
hey u could add deduction to your list of skills
ppl like that shit up here we got all kinda mysteries

[bitchcrafting]

emo rap poetry
weed
philosophical bullshit like questioning your existence

but hey, you're right. i'll add nancy drew to my list of awesome talent.

[nightblogs]

ull do just fine up here
got hobbies?