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first spell.

a friend of mine once said that being dead... it was like nothing. there was just darkness on the other side. like if you closed your eyes and could never open them again. so then i thought, maybe this is hell-- but then, i've been to hell-- visited hell, i mean, and no way this is it.

so where are we supposed to be? heaven? 'cause if heaven is supposed to be a bad sci-fi movie, where god's played by alec guinness and E.T is jesus....then that's just weird. too freaking weird, and i'm used to weird.

you guys have probably heard all of this over and over again. newbie falls out of the jelly tube, tries to understand what's going on, and totally gets it wrong. sorry. but since i'm stuck here for the time being, i'd like to make myself useful ... i mean, i can't pilot a ship or fix an engine, but i'm sure i could find a way to help.

okay, totally rambling now-- [ and then the line cuts. ]

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This isn't the afterlife. Trust me, I would know.

yeah, that's what i would've said, except how can any of us be sure?

And what was hell like? [The hell with two L's, not one.]

[about 85% of this makes no sense but]

visited hell eh
just for what--the hell of it?

avoided pomegranates?

it's what you make of it. your worst nightmare, repeated over and over again.
forever, i guess.

That sounds absolutely dreadful, though I do imagine that is the point. And so would I be safe in assuming heaven would be the opposite?

you think i was crazy enough to want to go down there? talk about a sick hobby

[ please. ]

didn't really have time to eat

Edited 2014-02-18 04:00 (UTC)

no idea.
i suppose it's as good as hell is terrible, but your guess is as good as mine.

I'm Death. So you might say I'm a bit of an expert.

holy shit

definitely not heaven. could be a hell dimension, but there's like, a ton of those, so it's hard to tell. and it's way better than the ones i've seen and heard about. could just be a spaceship, like everyone says. my bet's on the spaceship

Edited 2014-02-18 04:20 (UTC)

wait, how do i know you're telling the truth?

well you werent specific & made it sound easy
might be a hobby where youre from

were you fetching something

Alec Guinness would be a great space god. Great enough that I'd be willing to let something as left field as an E.T. Jesus slide if they were a package deal. But I'm willing to take my chances saying this isn't an afterlife. None of the ones I've read about, at least. People all seem to be on the same page there.

It's more of a genre change from whatever you were before into sci-fi. Continued-life.

You can't be certain, of course. I'm not a god though. It doesn't matter to me whether you believe in me or not.

well, it's not mine.
and it's not easy- only the best of us can do it.

it was a test

what would be better than E.T jesus? william shatner? honestly though, they'd probably be trapped here with the rest of us

so another universe, basically.

so you're what. some kind of personification of death? if that's the case, you'd know...

[ that she's dead? ]

hell dimension? you're saying that we could be in another person's spaceship hell or something?

someone must've had a traumatic childhood

you never know, could be. but there's usually demons in a hell dimensions, LOTS of them, and i haven't seen a lot of demons

yet. i just got here too, so

still hoping for just a spaceship

is that so

and who is 'us'?

Jesus really likes Reese's pieces. Who knew?

You're incorrect in assuming either. [ He pauses. ] And I'm certain there are others who will accept your offer of help.

uhhh

it's a little complicated to explain

[ is about to say something about never having met a demon, but why jinx yourself?? ]

but why a spaceship?

Edited 2014-02-18 19:57 (UTC)

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