first spell.

[bitchcrafting]

a friend of mine once said that being dead... it was like nothing. there was just darkness on the other side. like if you closed your eyes and could never open them again. so then i thought, maybe this is hell-- but then, i've been to hell-- visited hell, i mean, and no way this is it.

so where are we supposed to be? heaven? 'cause if heaven is supposed to be a bad sci-fi movie, where god's played by alec guinness and E.T is jesus....then that's just weird. too freaking weird, and i'm used to weird.

you guys have probably heard all of this over and over again. newbie falls out of the jelly tube, tries to understand what's going on, and totally gets it wrong. sorry. but since i'm stuck here for the time being, i'd like to make myself useful ... i mean, i can't pilot a ship or fix an engine, but i'm sure i could find a way to help.

okay, totally rambling now-- [ and then the line cuts. ]

Comments

[bitchcrafting]

pretty creepy dangerous, huh? they must've reviewed our resumes before they brought us here

[whenimdone]

sounds like pretty creepy dangerous is a thing where you're from?

[bitchcrafting]

how do you feel about zombies?

[whenimdone]

considering all the ones i've seen were of the mindlessly violent and needed to be put down type? not too fond of them

[bitchcrafting]

hard to get more creepy dangerous than zombies. there's ghosts, sure, but walking rotted corpses? that's gross.

but things doesn't have to be creepy to be dangerous

1/1

[whenimdone]

you can say that again.

2/2

[whenimdone]

well, when i say 'say,' i mean 'type,' what with this being all text and not talking but totally the same thing, right?

[bitchcrafting]

it works. it's what i'd be saying if i wasn't typing

this network is basically a messageboard... so i figured, i'd text. i mena, they basically gave us an iphone.

[whenimdone]

what's an iphone?

[bitchcrafting]

um
it's like a computer in a phone? they kind of look like our devices.

[whenimdone]

oh, sounds neat, so you have stuff like this where you're from?

[bitchcrafting]

it usually does more than this. basically a computer in your phone

where are you from?

[whenimdone]

california. grew up in la, then moved to a little town called sunnydale. our phones aren't nearly this fancy. you?

[bitchcrafting]

i'm living in new orleans right now
2014

you're from the past, yeah?

[whenimdone]

whoa. yeah, it's only 2003 for me. neat!