( 001 ) video ✶ it's a small crime and i got no excuse

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[ this post is not a great post to make. jenna debates saying anything at all, but the other options aren't options so much as death sentences. after steeling her nerves, a visibly ill at ease but trying to grin through it jenna has a few things to ask, o fellow passengers on this not-a-yacht. ]

Okay, everyone else is doing the 'where are we, why are we here' thing, and better than I could so... I'll take the other obvious ones. Has anyone found food? And more importantly, booze? Because I would trade the space jumpsuit off my back for a bottle of Cuervo right now.

[ pause. and this is the MOST CASUAL QUESTION WHAT. no ulterior motives here, shhh. ]

And on a different note, what's the medical situation like here? Because the first aid class I took says we should probably have bandages, Neosporin, Advil... blood bags... [ one of these things is not like the other. ] Just curious.

[ worst stealth vampire of the year award: in the bag. ]

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[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Blood bags?

[Actually, he doesn't know what Neosporin or Advil are, either.]

[unparental]

You know! In case people need... transfusions.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that was kind of suspicious, but he's not used to thinking 'vampire'. Also, the only vampire he's ever met was a pretty good guy.]

That may be a larger problem than it first appears, actually... I suspect a number of the people here would not be compatible with human blood. And there is the problem of storage. Perhaps some kind of synthetic substitute is available.

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[asclepion.livejournal.com]

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[unparental]

Well stocked is good. Annd reassuring.




...transfusions. Can't do it without them.

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[asclepion.livejournal.com]

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

What I want to know is if there's a decent sewing machine anywhere around here! These outfits are just ghastly.

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[unparental]

I'll keep an eye out?

[ but no, jenna agrees. where are all her cute tops now, spaceship. where. ]

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

Oh, that would be much appreciated if you did. Thank you.

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[goingsilent.livejournal.com]

If all else fails, I've heard you can make a decent alcohol substitute out of water and eezo, if you boil it long enough. Of course, it was a Batarian who told me that...

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[unparental]

We can be intergalactic 'shiners, I guess.

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[goingsilent.livejournal.com]

One of the universe's oldest, noblest, and most profitable professions or so I've heard.

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[maskiruet.livejournal.com]

are you a doctor?

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[unparental]

Grad student.

[ ...in psychology ftlog jenna. ]

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[maskiruet.livejournal.com]

who's certified to perform transfusions?

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[force-killer.livejournal.com]

The galaxy ran out of Tarisian ale two years ago, so there's no decent alcohol left anyway.

And the Med Bay should have supplies, but... blood bags? [Admittedly, two of those words he doesn't recognize, but blood isn't standard first aid material.]

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[unparental]

Out of... what kind of ale?

In case someone needed a transfusion. [ worst excuse ever. ]

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[awakenings]

Nothing yet. We need to start looking for some and soon.

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[unparental]

I'm really not volunteering, but it seems like we should organize something. A meeting, or a search party... even just figuring out who can cook.

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[jedimindkink.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, you are speaking his language, my dear. ]

The sole kindness this place has so far provided. [ With a somewhat rueful expression, he waggles a simple metal flask in front of the camera. But he's certainly noticed the rather obvious remark on blood bags, don't think he'll be forgetting it. That has been safely stored for a later date. ] Scotch, if it tickles your fancy.

[ Under normal circumstances, he wouldn't offer, but firstly, these are not normal circumstances, and secondly, Jenna is a pretty lady. Go figure. ]

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[unparental]

[ WHOEVER YOU ARE: JENNA LOVES YOU. ]

I think at this point I would offer you my hypothetical first born for a sip of that.

[ ...well, that sounded healthy. ] Jenna Sommers, not usually this much of an alkie.

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[handsofasoldier.livejournal.com]

Apparently no one was expecting us...

I've not gone far beyond the medical area, so I can't say much for food. So far as first aid goes, though, there are some materials, but they're sparse. I'm thinking perhaps these machines are supposed to be of some help, but none of it's familiar to me.

Are you hurt?

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[unparental]

...Oh, no. No. I'm fine, just curious.

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[starked]

i'm currently sitting on a pile of them, and yeah, we have some.

[ tony, stop. ]

you seem a bit young to be a doctor, but nurse i could see, though a very attractive one. one that has her priorities so straight if your first idea is about cuervo. if you ever find that bottle, share with the class so the ones of us who want to be drunk can enjoy that state, especially when we're productive in it.

[ spoiler: tony is not lying. ]

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[unparental]

you are? they're just... laying around?

[ THAT IS P ENCOURAGING NGL. the idea of drinking straight from the vein is the best idea ever in the corner of her brain that is now labeled 'weird vampire shit', so it's clearly a horrible idea in actuality. ]

I got a lead on some scotch, but I don't know if I want to spoil my sources. Less mouths is more for me, no offense.