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[So the video starts up and shows Davesprite here with a passive look, though he doesn't seem to be entirely paying attention to the device. Rather, his attention is off screen.]

So can you do it or not, that's all I'm asking Harley.

Yes Dave, I told you before and I'll say it again: I can do the spacey things.

Yeah look, not that I'm not believing you or anything just so it's out there, but come on saying it.. it's not really doing much. Can't you show me?? Show me what sweet powers you got hiding away, just a peek. Show me show me show-- [If you're familiar with a cat bugging for your attention, Davesprite here is the perfect image of that.]

Fine!!! But remember, you asked for it!

Wait what--

[And Davesprite is glowing a bright green color and seems to be shrinking to which he's flipping out too because holy merciful jesus what even is GOING ON. Not seconds after he disappears off view and before suddenly draping over the device with a DISPLEASED LOOK.

He's definitely pocket-sized now.]

Wow this was NOT what I meant by show me, I swear if some rat comes out and jumps my ass--

[and the feed ends to the sound of Jade giggling.]

[ooc: SO DAVESPRITE WAS SHRUNK only temporarily but yep have fun with that, do feel free to mess with/tease him. orange is davesprite and green is jade! permission given by the awesome ren.]

Comments

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Thanks dude for making me feel so good about myself I am immensely on all accounts of feeling swell and pimped up of my appearance. Like fucking Lindsay Logan looking as if she weren't actually high off drugs and some shit she sniffed up her disgusting nostrils, how does the bitch actually do that. Make her looking like she didn't miss a day since The Parent Trap movie.

[You're lucky he's too busy rambling his ass off instead of paying attention to what you're doing.]

[zoosmell]

Lohan, Dave! Geez, one day I will sit you down and teach you all the things. Besides, I think you don't look that bad, just stupid! There's a difference.

[ sending: nick cage is totally cool and all your movies are really awesome! i just suck butts, and i have really bad taste. also i wet my pants a lot. and poop. ]

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Whatever. And there isn't at all that much difference, both mean the same thing in the end.

[okay no what are you doing, YANKING AT YOUR HAIR] I said carry it not send yourself love letters pretending to be me you crackass.

[zoosmell]

Ow, Dave! They're not love letters! They are evidence that you truly do like Nick Cage, after all.

Also, I'm going to send stuff to Dave pretending to be you and he will think you are so uncool. [ hehehehehe ]

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Cage sucks horse ass and dog cock, no one will ever convince me otherwise. Even if the raggedy man himself shows up on this piece of crapship.

Good luck with that. [you can never hope to impersonate him so dave will never buy it dude]

[zoosmell]

Do you think he will? I mean, I'm not sure if he's still alive...

[ hi dave! i am dave, and i think you are poops because i am the poops. ]

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Holy shit that's right he probably got himself killed by the meteors, hahahaha. That saved us the trouble of having to ever see another sucky ass movie.

[legit laughing up here, also fuck your texting.]

[zoosmell]

Wow, Dave, don't be a jerk!

If you keep laughing, I'm going to drop your comm thingy and then you'll never put it back together because it is humpty dumpty!

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What come on you can't say that's not funny. Look at it this way, McCockadouche is up in shitty movie heaven with him too so he's not alone.

[hahaha]

[zoosmell]

It's McConaughey, and Dave, you are reaching douchebag levels of not being funny at all. God, I don't even want to talk about the dead silver screen companions. [ no just going into davesprite's room ]

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Are you crying dude.

[totally joking YOU BETTER NOT BE though yeah his room might be more disorganized than the last time they were in here. the bed still has all the blankets piled in a giant heap that someone of dave's size can sleep on fine. feathers are mostly scattered there but a few here and there on the ground, and some pile of stuff left on a desk.]

Just leave it on the bed or something.

[zoosmell]

I'm not crying! Geez. I just don't want to talk about it anymore and I can't punch you if you're that tiny so change the subject already.

[just sitting on the bed, playing with the comm, and looking really really sad.]

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Oh.

[hahaha way to go davesprite +1000 points to the douchemeter.]

...

Sorry dude.

[awkward patting his head...]

[zoosmell]

Yeah, it's okay. You're still an ass, but it's okay.

[tossing the comm into the bed and then holding out his hand for davesprite to hop to] Besides, I want to try something.

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Try what. Got me back-stepping now, you better not throw me for that comment or I swear Egbert I will peck your eye out in your sleep.

[not really but he still carefully hops down on John's hand with wings flapping a little, since he's a bit wobbly until he holds his balance.]

[zoosmell]

I'm not mad about that, Dave! I already knew you were an ass.

[no but carefully

cupping his hands together so dave is trapped in there hehehehe] Do you think it's nighttime now?

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[HOLY SHIII--

instincts as any human in the dark is to freak the FUCK out

but instead davesprite will try (very hard man, very hard) to keep still and silent

how's that john HUH]

[zoosmell]

Dave? Are you asleep?



That works really fast!

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[and then he bites you B| ]

[zoosmell]

Ow! [no lifting up his hand oh nooooooo] Wake up already, you bite when you sleep.

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I'm not asleep man, and don't pull that shit with me you'll get me all confused.

[and totally not freaking out nope]

[zoosmell]

But that was supposed to calm you down...

Birds are hard. [but making a little nest out of the blankets hehehe]

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Bro I tell you this every single time, more human than bird.

[woah woah john you are coming onto him by helping make a nest do you know this]

[scratched]

cool



now seriously give my birdself back his comm john

[zoosmell]

i don't know what you mean! because i am dave.
dave is me.
caw.
caw.
poops.