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[So the video starts up and shows Davesprite here with a passive look, though he doesn't seem to be entirely paying attention to the device. Rather, his attention is off screen.]

So can you do it or not, that's all I'm asking Harley.

Yes Dave, I told you before and I'll say it again: I can do the spacey things.

Yeah look, not that I'm not believing you or anything just so it's out there, but come on saying it.. it's not really doing much. Can't you show me?? Show me what sweet powers you got hiding away, just a peek. Show me show me show-- [If you're familiar with a cat bugging for your attention, Davesprite here is the perfect image of that.]

Fine!!! But remember, you asked for it!

Wait what--

[And Davesprite is glowing a bright green color and seems to be shrinking to which he's flipping out too because holy merciful jesus what even is GOING ON. Not seconds after he disappears off view and before suddenly draping over the device with a DISPLEASED LOOK.

He's definitely pocket-sized now.]

Wow this was NOT what I meant by show me, I swear if some rat comes out and jumps my ass--

[and the feed ends to the sound of Jade giggling.]

[ooc: SO DAVESPRITE WAS SHRUNK only temporarily but yep have fun with that, do feel free to mess with/tease him. orange is davesprite and green is jade! permission given by the awesome ren.]

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[zoosmell]

dave?

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ohg ejsf

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[FUCK IT, uses video.]

Holy fuck it's like a giant keyboard set right in front of me, my hands are too tiny for this I'll spend forever trying to reach the keys.

Sup here I am.

[zoosmell]

Oh, wow, Dave, you're really small! Like, really really small?

This must be terrible for you.

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Yes thank you for pointing that out Captain freaking Obvious.

[HE'S JUST MAD HE WAS SHRUNK]

Terrible is an understatement, she won't change me back. Do you know how long it's gonna take for me to walk around? Slower than a turtle trying to cross the driveway, or a snail, shit I might as well be an ant. [never mind the fact he can FLY]

[zoosmell]

Don't be mad, Dave! Jade won't leave you like that forever, except maybe she will, and you will have to live your life smaller than all the toothpaste.

Are you in your room?

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Yeah thanks I feel so comforted by that knowledge. [sarcasm]

No but I'm close by, you'll find me if you look. Oh, wait, no you won't since I'm full on pocket-sized dodging footsteps left and right. [his wings flap to give him some leverage though but he's struggling with the device a second after and just lands.] Stick some marshmallows on toothpicks and hand 'em to me, I need to get my exercise jesus.

[zoosmell]

Okay, I'll look! Can you even fly? Your wings are kinda small... [ but looking, and holding out his video a bit to try and see if dave can see the surroundings ]

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Just down the hall bro no big. Ginormous though. And yes I can still fly, my whole body was shrunk so it doesn't change that. I can fly just as much as I could before.

[...] You don't think she'll keep me like this for a long time , do you.

[zoosmell]

Look on the bright side, Dave! All the sinks are swimming pools, and you will have a really, really, really, really big bed!

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Talk about genius, all I ever wanted and more.

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Oh, there you are...

[ hehehe kneeling down ] Hi, Dave!

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[if his shades were off he would be staring up with huge eyes, but for now you'll have to do with a pokerfacing pocket-sized Davesprite.

..who doesn't say anything except tiptoe up and pat John's leg before gesturing to the device. take it bro it's too heavy. B( ]

[zoosmell]

Can you talk? Can you not talk because all your voicey things shrank?

Am I talking too loud? [ whispering: ] Hi, Dave!

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[Okay he's laughing, which is a little quiet but not much.]

Hahaha, hey. Yeah I can talk and you're fine no need to whisper dude. I promise you you won't break my eardrums or some funky thing.

Do me a favor and take that though, if I try to carry it I'll be as embarrassing as some horse galloping with a missing leg.

[zoosmell]

Okay. It would've been funny, though. You would've looked really stupid. [ taking the comm!! and then looking very thoughtful oh no ]

Should I carry you, too?

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Okay. [jerk! but he's taking it so]

Yeah sure put me right on your shoulder, that'll perch the perfect place for a throne.

[zoosmell]

My shoulder is not a throne and you are not a king and these are facts. I know these are facts because they are true.

[ holding out his hand so he can hop up ;u; ]

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Fuck you.

[but fine he'll hop up on his hand all the same, carefully but in a way that says 'i do not have any fucking clue what to do']

[zoosmell]

Maybe now that you're smaller, you can do all sorts of cool things! Like crawl into vents, or take down bad guys from the inside! [ carefully putting davesprite on his

head ]

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Talk about sick I wouldn't want to get inside any dude what the fuCK-- [SQUAWK except it's more like a peep with how small he is

oh my god] Holy fuck dude what are you doing do you know how bad it would be if I fall shit shit oh fuck.

[you know how if you hold a cat up so high it freaks out and digs its claws into your skin? Davesprite is doing that with his hands, HE IS GRIPPING YOUR HAIR REALLY TIGHT. do not drop him or he will fucking kick you in the eye]

[zoosmell]

Ow, Dave, that hurts! I won't let you fall and you can fly, remember?

And did you just peep? Haha, that's weird.

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I Think Its A Nice Look For You Dave

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.. Oh. Yeah. I knew that. Hahaha, just making sure you know it. [loosens his hold on his hair, pats it out lightly. sorry bro.]

Shut up.

[zoosmell]

Suuuuure. You can't see it, but I am rolling my eyes.

[ playing around with the comm thing... hehehehehe he is getting ideas ] I should probably drop this off in your room, right?