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[So the video starts up and shows Davesprite here with a passive look, though he doesn't seem to be entirely paying attention to the device. Rather, his attention is off screen.]

So can you do it or not, that's all I'm asking Harley.

Yes Dave, I told you before and I'll say it again: I can do the spacey things.

Yeah look, not that I'm not believing you or anything just so it's out there, but come on saying it.. it's not really doing much. Can't you show me?? Show me what sweet powers you got hiding away, just a peek. Show me show me show-- [If you're familiar with a cat bugging for your attention, Davesprite here is the perfect image of that.]

Fine!!! But remember, you asked for it!

Wait what--

[And Davesprite is glowing a bright green color and seems to be shrinking to which he's flipping out too because holy merciful jesus what even is GOING ON. Not seconds after he disappears off view and before suddenly draping over the device with a DISPLEASED LOOK.

He's definitely pocket-sized now.]

Wow this was NOT what I meant by show me, I swear if some rat comes out and jumps my ass--

[and the feed ends to the sound of Jade giggling.]

[ooc: SO DAVESPRITE WAS SHRUNK only temporarily but yep have fun with that, do feel free to mess with/tease him. orange is davesprite and green is jade! permission given by the awesome ren.]

Comments

[zoosmell]

Then I'll get you a rubber ducky, geez! [ dumping out some stuff for the container and hurrying back hehehehe he has so many plans ]

But I guess maybe I could tell the story about the bestest friend to ever best.

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A rubber ducky holy shit John marry me now. [joking clearly but he sounds taken aback at the promise of rubber duck gifts]

..Yeah? How does that one go.

[zoosmell]

I dunno, I have to write it down and stuff. Or maybe I will get Rose to write it. She's better with words?

But if she wrote it for me, it'd be like, once upon a timeificular, there was a bestest friendificular who was an asshole and a douchebag and his name was possibliferously Dave.

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We already went over how Rose will whiplash so quickly into a gay wizard porno.

Swoon. Such a way with words bro.

[zoosmell]

Okay, well, the short version is that Dave was a total asshole but he was a pretty cool guy when he wasn't being cool. And he saved his friends and stuff.

That kind of thing? [back in his room now, and gently putting him down]

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Or you can go for The Little Engine That Could. Legit good book right there.

[he'll chill back]

[zoosmell]

I am trying to tell you about the little Dave that could! Geez, you are ruining all the best parts.

[ making a tiny nest in the container ;u; ]

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Well don't let me stop you then.

[eyeing the container, the fuck is that]

[zoosmell]

You keep making me lose my place.

[ putting him in the containernest ;u; ]

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[Doesn't respond, sorta just shifts a little and looks around. Why is he in this.......]

[zoosmell]

Now I can take you anywhere!

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Your hair was pretty comfy though.

[zoosmell]

Really?

I thought you flipped the fuck out when I put you up there.

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I did not flip the fuck out I was completely cool about it, the chillest mofo in the North Pole ice boarding with Polar Bears.

[no he wasn't]

[zoosmell]

You know you're the shittiest Santa ever, right?

[ lowering his head a little to get a better look at him ] Do I look really cool from up here?

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Okay.

[staring at John with the strength of a thousand suns no not really but he still stares at him] Like a bucktooth dweeb.

[zoosmell]

Then you are a tiny asshole.

[ petting his wings i do what i want ] I don't think it'd be bad if you stayed small forever!

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Not tiny for long because I sure as hell am not gonna stay small forever.

[He likes his original size before, where he can actually do something. To help and maybe even protect. He was useless like this.]