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[So the video starts up and shows Davesprite here with a passive look, though he doesn't seem to be entirely paying attention to the device. Rather, his attention is off screen.]

So can you do it or not, that's all I'm asking Harley.

Yes Dave, I told you before and I'll say it again: I can do the spacey things.

Yeah look, not that I'm not believing you or anything just so it's out there, but come on saying it.. it's not really doing much. Can't you show me?? Show me what sweet powers you got hiding away, just a peek. Show me show me show-- [If you're familiar with a cat bugging for your attention, Davesprite here is the perfect image of that.]

Fine!!! But remember, you asked for it!

Wait what--

[And Davesprite is glowing a bright green color and seems to be shrinking to which he's flipping out too because holy merciful jesus what even is GOING ON. Not seconds after he disappears off view and before suddenly draping over the device with a DISPLEASED LOOK.

He's definitely pocket-sized now.]

Wow this was NOT what I meant by show me, I swear if some rat comes out and jumps my ass--

[and the feed ends to the sound of Jade giggling.]

[ooc: SO DAVESPRITE WAS SHRUNK only temporarily but yep have fun with that, do feel free to mess with/tease him. orange is davesprite and green is jade! permission given by the awesome ren.]

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[zoosmell]

dave?

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ohg ejsf

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[FUCK IT, uses video.]

Holy fuck it's like a giant keyboard set right in front of me, my hands are too tiny for this I'll spend forever trying to reach the keys.

Sup here I am.

[zoosmell]

Oh, wow, Dave, you're really small! Like, really really small?

This must be terrible for you.

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Yes thank you for pointing that out Captain freaking Obvious.

[HE'S JUST MAD HE WAS SHRUNK]

Terrible is an understatement, she won't change me back. Do you know how long it's gonna take for me to walk around? Slower than a turtle trying to cross the driveway, or a snail, shit I might as well be an ant. [never mind the fact he can FLY]

[zoosmell]

Don't be mad, Dave! Jade won't leave you like that forever, except maybe she will, and you will have to live your life smaller than all the toothpaste.

Are you in your room?

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Yeah thanks I feel so comforted by that knowledge. [sarcasm]

No but I'm close by, you'll find me if you look. Oh, wait, no you won't since I'm full on pocket-sized dodging footsteps left and right. [his wings flap to give him some leverage though but he's struggling with the device a second after and just lands.] Stick some marshmallows on toothpicks and hand 'em to me, I need to get my exercise jesus.

[zoosmell]

Okay, I'll look! Can you even fly? Your wings are kinda small... [ but looking, and holding out his video a bit to try and see if dave can see the surroundings ]

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Just down the hall bro no big. Ginormous though. And yes I can still fly, my whole body was shrunk so it doesn't change that. I can fly just as much as I could before.

[...] You don't think she'll keep me like this for a long time , do you.

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I Think Its A Nice Look For You Dave

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[video on his part because he'll step on other keys reaching for some on text.]

Oh haha make fun of the guy that gets his ass shrunk, classy.

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[godseer]

[ Rose peers at the viewscreen, putting her face too close on purpose. GIANT SEER EYE VIEW ENJOY IT TINYSPRITE. ]

So what happens if we lose you? How am I going to get my insatiable appetite for sick raps filled?

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[fuck you.]

Fuck you.

Obviously Alpha me can put in double the sickness in that shit, but doesn't mean I'll be easily lost jesus who do you take me for. I'll be like the tiny guardian angel on your shoulder that gives you all the fine and cool pointers. Only if you deserve it, which you don't by god damn teasing me.

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[godseer]

I don't know. You're very small. I'm not sure how I'll be able to hear you while you're at that height. Besides, haven't you heard that birds are not to be trusted? Some myth about a raven.

[ Not moving her eye from its position. ] Do you need any help?

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Now that's being fucking racist Lalonde. Got something against crows. Which by the way are different than ravens, check it.

[waving a tiny hand at the feed MOVE YO EYE AWAY] Nah Egbert is being a handy dude and gonna help me out.

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[godseer]

Well, I'll let you two lovebirds wing it. You need a way out, let me know. I'll talk to Jade about putting you back. Eventually. [ She smiles and moves her eye away. ]

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Good I'll kindly get back to my lovenest making now. Peep peep.

[ironic peep thank you]

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[godseer]

My notebook can hardly wait to be filled with ink scratchings detailing your house of amour.

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[wgar]

I don't even know what you want me to say, dude.

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At least I can go fucking incognito, they'll never see me coming. Literally.

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It's cool we can work this. Chicks dig tiny things, you can be my wingman.

[dont you even point that out puns are not cool dont even say it]

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[wow that was uncool bro why did you have to pun]

I'll seriously not be able to hold all these chicks, I'm gonna be covered in them.

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[look its just so easy sometimes dont judge a brother]

Fuck yes, we'll be so tangled up in panty hose and bra snaps it'll be impossible to extricate us. Our crib will be so soaked in pure sex appeal they'll have to call in Xzibit for emergency de-pimping. Like an entire sports pile of ladies all up on us in the middle of the court.

[yes we are real men now sports and women]

. . . Except you're stuck with all the tiny ladies, because you managed to annoy Harley, so congrats.

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Gather all up on the hoop score, goalie is gonna lay it right up and give us the big numbers. Shaq is gonna be tickling a single tear of sheer brilliance and play.

[god who even knows what the fuck they're talking about now]

Look it was a simple question. Should have seen it the first time, sure John can be the friendly ghost but Harley was shrinking spitballs of fire and mounting ships like the Wild West. Figured no harm in asking if she still can.

[but we know how much dave can bug]

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Survey says yes.

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You got any of that sprite-shit back yet, or you still on the fritz?