Item Two: Voice

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[There is a very good reason for the lack of video for this particularly selfy-loving ghost. You're being spared something grave, but you'll have to trust the groaning voice as to why.]

Say you have a friend, and said friend made the creative and life enlightening decision to have a chocolate binging party--not that they're regretting it! Like I said, it was quite enriching. Would do it again in a heartbeat. I mean, my friend would, of course.

I just need to know out of innocent curiosity and all... For my friend's sake.

Is there a hangover remedy like thing for over-binging on chocolate?

Comments

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Temptation's an unforgiving bitch. [ the shrug of her shoulders isn't seen, but might be heard in her voice. ] At least your friend [ total invisible airquotes here ] didn't throw it up. What a waste.

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Imagine having to clean that up, too! And it wasn't a waste! It was totally for a good cause.

[seductions]

I'd make someone else clean it. [ permanent diva right here. ] The good cause of almost puking up perfectly good chocolate?

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The perk of eating perfectly good chocolate to being with.