Item Two: Voice

[twitterpate]

[There is a very good reason for the lack of video for this particularly selfy-loving ghost. You're being spared something grave, but you'll have to trust the groaning voice as to why.]

Say you have a friend, and said friend made the creative and life enlightening decision to have a chocolate binging party--not that they're regretting it! Like I said, it was quite enriching. Would do it again in a heartbeat. I mean, my friend would, of course.

I just need to know out of innocent curiosity and all... For my friend's sake.

Is there a hangover remedy like thing for over-binging on chocolate?

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[assumedposition]

Alex...! Are you okay?!

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[twitterpate]

Just peachy! Never been better, but my friend's not doing so good, you know.

[assumedposition]

Just-- just take it easy, okay?

Do you want me to come over?

[twitterpate]

Are you sure? My cabin smells of murdered wrappers.

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[swedge]

alcohol.

[ okay that was a joke but really, best hang-over remedy. ]

though I've heard advil works just as well

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[twitterpate]

is that the American stuff?

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[swedge]

pretty sure alcohol is an international thing
unless you're talking about the painkillers

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[twitterpate]

The pills yeah. Don't fancy throwing up even more after drinking.

[invisibilitea]

....chocolate?

[twitterpate]

They help me cope, alright?

I mean, they help my friend.

[invisibilitea]

Nothing wrong with chocolate.

[ryuuzaki]

More chocolate.

[It's a young man's voice, flat, but something about his tone indicates that he might be joking. If you're having a sugar party, why aren't you inviting him anyone first?]

[twitterpate]

I'm afraid my friend ate it all, see. Poof. Nothing but wrapers now.

[skindeep]

Tell your friend to try toast and ginger tea.

[twitterpate]

I was hoping for a sensible response. Thank you, sir. You're truly a kind, knowledgeable soul.

Can I add sugar to the tea?

[skindeep]

I do what I can.

Maybe just a touch. As a sort of "hair of the dog that bit you" remedy.

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[seductions]

Your friend should worry more about the size of their thighs.

[ she's just saying. regardless, she sounds terribly amused. ]

Sleep works wonders for hangovers. I don't see why it wouldn't work after a chocolate binge.

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[twitterpate]

[And here is the sound of miserable reality dropping heavily onto the floor.] ...My friend has not thought that through.

It was such a good idea at the time, too.

[seductions]

Temptation's an unforgiving bitch. [ the shrug of her shoulders isn't seen, but might be heard in her voice. ] At least your friend [ total invisible airquotes here ] didn't throw it up. What a waste.

[jilt]

Perhaps ask where she managed to find enough chocolate to get herself into that state, and consider moving it to a higher shelf in the pantry.

[twitterpate]

It came from the lockers-- [Oops...] As far as I know.

[jilt]

Is she in great pain after her indulgence?

[mathematically]

One, said friend might want to pray that it doesn't go to her ass. Unless she wanted it to.

And two, after the tea the other guy mentioned, sleep it off. She'll— I'm assuming it's a she, is going to probably still feel horrible and will get nothing done anyway.

[twitterpate]

Are you speaking from experience, on both counts?

[mathematically]

I didn't have to pray, I have a really nice metabolism.

[ nope, she totally did just in case. ]

And the second, yes, it seemed like a really good idea at the time. There was only a minimal amount of regret afterward even with the chocolate hangover.