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[nebbish]

hello. my name is geeorge sands and Im new to the tranquility. it would be lovely to make new friends!

i am friends with mitchell and annie and also josh but i'll get lonely if I'm not able to meet new and fun people. i speak many languages and enjoy watching mooovies and the real hustle.

I hope to meet everyone!



[Some nights ghosts sneak into your room when you're asleep and use your fingers to mash keys on your communicator to help you make friends. For George Sands, this was one such night.]

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[passe]

Friend of a friend. We haven't met, if that's what you're wondering.

[ and, because it's an easy way to steer the conversation while simultaneously lying out his ass: ]

I'm surprised Mitchell hasn't mentioned me.

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[nebbish]

Well, that confirms it, then.

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[passe]

[ wow rude don't be vague, that's his job. ]

I'm afraid you'll have to fill me in.

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[nebbish]

I wasn't quite sure exactly what you were. But you assume people are talking about you at all times, so that confirms it.

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[passe]

[ seriously. ]

Is that a common trait of vampires? I hadn't realised. Unless you're referring to the Old Ones, in which case I can see the logic.

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[nebbish]

You all think yourselves quite special, yes. Though quite sorry - haven't heard of the Old Ones.

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[passe]

[ well now he's genuinely offended. ]

You're kidding. Nothing?

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[nebbish]

I'm guessing it's some sort of special vampire club? Well done you, being in it.

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[passe]

It's not a club.

[ ... well. ]

It's a very exclusive one. Most vampires hardly manage your average human lifespan; I've lived several.

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[nebbish]

I wish I could describe how impressed I am.

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[passe]

Don't worry, you're conveying it well enough.

[ motherfucking werewolves. ]

This ship isn't favourable to many, but you're very lucky to be on it.

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[nebbish]

[motherfucking vampires.]

I didn't know you knew of my childhood ambition to be an astronaut.

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[passe]

I keep forgetting English isn't your first language.

Were we anywhere else, you'd already be in a cage.

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[nebbish]

[And George has had enough of this conversation. He forgets how hateful and horrible vampires not Mitchell are.]

Piss off.

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[passe]

[ the worst (?) part is that hal doesn't even subscribe to that line of thinking; he just knows it will get a response. ]

Pleasure to meet you, George Sands.

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[nebbish]

Can't say the same. Don't contact me again.