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_{[ There's a bit of fuzziness-- chattering-- like a conversation between two people. One has a high pitched voice and seems to be dropping the F-bomb with indescribable chatter, and the other is entirely too loud. Way, way too loud. There is a bright light, and then, two red eyes belonging to an alien creature peer into the communication device-- and then, the loud voice is heard again-- ]}

Dude! What in the name of Liberty's lingerie do you think you're doing! This is like hardcore stuff, like, super way cool hardcore stuff probably seen right out of the X-Files! Tony, my number one man, don't you drop that! Give me that!

_{[ The device it jerked from the alien creature, who doesn't seem pleased with this at all. We now see a set of blue eyes and glasses with blonde hair--
aaaaaand. He's panicking.
Of course America was going to to jump to the cellular device and post to the network before anyone else are you kidding me-- ]}

Okay! OKAY! Like, I need all of my back up ASAP here pronto! We've been kidnapped-- okay, no, actually, this is like--

_{[ He pants, looking around. There is still a good amount of blue goop on his face and good lord America get dressed you're still in your star and striped underwear. ]}

OKAY YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE LIKE MINDING YOUR OWN BIZWHACK AND SUDDENLY YOU GET THAT WEIRD SINKING FEELING IN YOUR BODY LIKE DEJA VU LIKE FREAKY WEIRD DEJA-VU, Yeah, man, TOTALLY getting that feeling and it's freakin' me out, man! Holy SHIT, this is bad! I was just jamming to Katy Perry like a boss and then I think I fell asleep on a bunch of like important government papers or something that I was supposed to do-- who gives a crap that's not serious right now-- I--

_{[ A BREATH!!!! Slow down, America! You talk like a thousand miles. And he does slow down, becoming a bit more coherent. ]}

--I-- think I've been here before, but I don't know--! What if somebody erased my brain like outta some sci-fi movie and put weird memories back in and now I'm going to be pregnant with alien children or something mondo-crazy like WHOA-- uhh-- hey! Can anybody even hear me? This isn't like an Apple product or anything I don't think so I hope I'm using it right--

Yo, uhh, France! China! Canadia! Even England-- and I guess Russia-- ANYBODY! What the hell is going on?

_{[ Welcome back, America. Your memories of this place will gradually come to mind-- but here you are-- impulsively reacting without thinking as usual. Here's a permission post for 4th walling. ]}

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Uh.

Well, I mean. Not too many people knew about that, you know. It was a really big secret not even the cast knew about so-- some of that scene was improvised. I didn't even know until I went to the first showing.

_{[ .. ]}

Hey, are you like the real deal or something?

[ .. what? ]

I have.. no idea what you're talking about. You seem to know me uncomfortably well for someone I've never so much as seen before, though. Especially given that I'm almost certain you're not from my galaxy.

_{[ shit. This is all making more sense of not making sense. ]}

This really, really seems familiar.

_{[--! ]}

Hey, Luke!
Have you met Captain Kirk or Spock yet? Cause I think I remember them somewhere here too.

[ the subject-jumps are a little dizzying, actually. ]

Ah-- no, I haven't met them in person. I've seen the captain around, though. They were friends of yours?

Haha, yeah?
Well, get this. They sort of kind of come from a popular television series-turned-movie where I come from.

Same goes for you. I also know about your dad when he was a kid, but I had to wait until the late 90's to find out what the hell actually happened.
It's weird, man. Has.. nobody else noticed you?

[ for several long moments, he just sort of.. stares. he's vaguely familiar with 'television' and 'movie' equating to 'holos', but the fact that he's apparently in one is a little bit of a mind-fuck.

then the fact that this guy knows about his father registers, and luke sucks in a breath through his teeth. ]

.. My father is here. He's a teenager and he doesn't know anything about his future except the fact that Leia and I exist. Whatever you might know, please don't mention anything to him.

You got it! Spoilers suck. I remember some jerkwad exclaimed when I left the theater "--man, I can't believe Darth Vader is Luke's dad!" and this guy who was in line to see the movie got super pissed and cussed him out. Hahahhaha, my citizens are the greatest.

_{[ ... ahem. ]}

Though, I mean, it's serious biswhack where you're from. Cause, y'anno, it's-- ~*the dark side*~. Not cool shit. Maybe we shouldn't be getting entertainment out of it, but their movies and that's their purposes where I come from.

--Right! You can call me Alfred. I can go into the country deets with you later, but you've got some deep philosophy to sink in right now considering people eat popcorn and watch your life for amusement.

...Is Han Solo here?

[ alfred, you suck at this, and luke's actually a little bit faint. he rubs a hand over his face, wincing a little as he listens. having his life and relationship to his father minced down to a dismissive comment about movies and entertainment is a little bit like being punched in the gut. ]

.. Han is here. He arrived straight from Hoth, though, and he's not interested in finding out what happens afterward. [ it feels a little rude to say something like that, but then, this alfred doesn't seem the type to understand subtlety well. ]

_{[ And America is kind of oblivious to that fact, but thankfully we don't stay on this topic too long. ]}

Got it. I'll keep it all hushed, I swear.
Which reminds me..

_{[ --- ]}

Where did you just arrive from?

_{[ he's trying hard to be sensitive here. ]}

Oh whoaaah, I'm sort of fuzzy here. Who is Leia again?

_{[ --nailed it. He's good to not just blurt out Leia is Luke's sister or anything even though he very well knows that, ok. He's good at this give him a treat. ]}

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.. I was on Endor. The second Death Star was destroyed a few hours before I was brought here.

[ crossing his arms, brows arching. ]

I don't think you're so fuzzy that you don't remember that Leia is my sister.

_{[ ... ]}

She's a hot sister, isn't she?

Okay, well. I think she's nice looking at least.

Good to know. I'll, I guess, try not to spurt out anything to Han or whoever else is here.

R2D2 here?

She's beautiful, yes. [ and he's a protective twin brother, and he's happy for she and han, so don't make him side-eye you, amurrica. ]

I'd be very grateful, thank you. [ wow, you really do know a lot about all of them. ] Artoo is here. He's with Anakin, from Anakin's point in time. [ might as well get all of this out of the way. ] Obi-Wan is here from a point before Anakin's point, and Leia's adopted father, and a Jedi Master named Quinlan Vos. There are others, as well, but I haven't really met them, yet.

_{[ Just... DEEP DREAMY SIGH YOU'RE SO COOL LUKE OK. ]}

That's awesome.

And the force?
Is it still with you?

001 ☆ video | from medbay

locked....? he guesses?

just let luke take care of it amurrica

america doesn't let anyone take care of anything--

and this is why you can't have nice things

sobs a lot-- also, still locked.

locked jesus h christ

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