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AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] herocomplex) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-06-07 11:56 pm

001 ☆ video | from medbay

[ There's a bit of fuzziness-- chattering-- like a conversation between two people. One has a high pitched voice and seems to be dropping the F-bomb with indescribable chatter, and the other is entirely too loud. Way, way too loud. There is a bright light, and then, two red eyes belonging to an alien creature peer into the communication device-- and then, the loud voice is heard again-- ]

Dude! What in the name of Liberty's lingerie do you think you're doing! This is like hardcore stuff, like, super way cool hardcore stuff probably seen right out of the X-Files! Tony, my number one man, don't you drop that! Give me that!

[ The device it jerked from the alien creature, who doesn't seem pleased with this at all. We now see a set of blue eyes and glasses with blonde hair--
aaaaaand. He's panicking.
Of course America was going to to jump to the cellular device and post to the network before anyone else are you kidding me-- ]


Okay! OKAY! Like, I need all of my back up ASAP here pronto! We've been kidnapped-- okay, no, actually, this is like--

[ He pants, looking around. There is still a good amount of blue goop on his face and good lord America get dressed you're still in your star and striped underwear. ]

OKAY YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE LIKE MINDING YOUR OWN BIZWHACK AND SUDDENLY YOU GET THAT WEIRD SINKING FEELING IN YOUR BODY LIKE DEJA VU LIKE FREAKY WEIRD DEJA-VU, Yeah, man, TOTALLY getting that feeling and it's freakin' me out, man! Holy SHIT, this is bad! I was just jamming to Katy Perry like a boss and then I think I fell asleep on a bunch of like important government papers or something that I was supposed to do-- who gives a crap that's not serious right now-- I--

[ A BREATH!!!! Slow down, America! You talk like a thousand miles. And he does slow down, becoming a bit more coherent. ]

--I-- think I've been here before, but I don't know--! What if somebody erased my brain like outta some sci-fi movie and put weird memories back in and now I'm going to be pregnant with alien children or something mondo-crazy like WHOA-- uhh-- hey! Can anybody even hear me? This isn't like an Apple product or anything I don't think so I hope I'm using it right--

Yo, uhh, France! China! Canadia! Even England-- and I guess Russia-- ANYBODY! What the hell is going on?

[ Welcome back, America. Your memories of this place will gradually come to mind-- but here you are-- impulsively reacting without thinking as usual. Here's a permission post for 4th walling. ]
coffeeking: (that doesn't make sense)

video;

[personal profile] coffeeking 2013-06-08 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh hell, you're back.

[hi, America, hi, Ianto remembers you]
coffeeking: (surrounded by morons)

video;

[personal profile] coffeeking 2013-06-08 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Believe me, it's hard to forget... you.

[yeah]

You were here over a year ago.
darkholme: (A F F E C T I O N.)

video;

[personal profile] darkholme 2013-06-08 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
America! You're-

[ back!! but instead of proclaiming something that's already been so eloquently stated by the man before her, she gets distracted by- ]

--Who-o's your friend?

[ IS THAT AN ALIEN????? ]
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (bam hacked)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-08 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
America!! Are you--oh, god, please tell me you remember me because I really don't want to have to explain the past year to you.
Edited 2013-06-08 04:37 (UTC)
coffeeking: (bright eyes)

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[personal profile] coffeeking 2013-06-08 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[he wants to say yes, he wants to say yes, he wants to say yes, he wants to say yes]

No, but I am definitely from another country.

[thank god]

Hold on a minute.
coffeeking: (it was this big)

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[personal profile] coffeeking 2013-06-08 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
And voila. A handy guide.
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (i am thinking really hard about algebra)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-06-08 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[This is the sound of a robot heart breaking

I was your personal therapist, America
]

Well, uh. That's--that's okay. Wouldn't be the first time someone showed up without remembering anything from--from before.
darkholme: (;; three)

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[personal profile] darkholme 2013-06-08 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
He's not lying, no.

[ and this is where she takes a second to steel herself, as dramatic as it sounds, just remind herself that people come back but that doesn't mean they'll remember being here. America was one of the first people she met here, actually crawled out of her scaredy-mutant-shell and talked to, so it's a little.. weird. the idea of him not actually knowing her. ]

You said you feel like you've been here before, and it's because you have. It's been a really long time, but you were here. But then, it's not uncommon for people to leave and come back with no memory of the ship, so. Maybe you haven't actually been here. Which is confusing? I'm sorry, that was confusing.

I'm Raven. Which.. you knew already. But only from a movie. [ which she's heard before, so she only looks a little skeptical ] Right?
coffeeking: (huffy)

[personal profile] coffeeking 2013-06-08 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[deep breaths, Ianto, he can't help that he's the worst kind of tourist]

Welsh. Not that you know where Wales is. I'll answer your question if you promise to never call me English again.
xwing: so_out_of_ideas | lj (016)

video. is this a terrible idea? this is a terrible idea.

[personal profile] xwing 2013-06-08 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ luke lifts hands (one covered in a black leather glove), making a 'slow down' gesture with a slightly stunned, reluctantly amused expression. ]

Take a deep breath, you're going to be fine. We've all been brought here, though it seems to have been a sort of.. accident. You're among friends, though.
coffeeking: (a lot smug)

[personal profile] coffeeking 2013-06-08 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[HA! now he remembers why he sort of liked this guy]

No problem. What was your question?
darkholme: (;; D O N ' T Y O U S E E?)

[personal profile] darkholme 2013-06-08 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Your brain hasn't been touched. Some people feel sick after they wake up in their jump pods, but that wears off after a little while. Speaking of which, you should probably wash that off. The blue goo doesn't exactly have a friendly track record. [ TINY BIT AMUSED, but then not, oh gosh, she can't give him a reason to believe she's messing with him. straight face, Darkholme. ]

You were here for a short while, yeah. A couple of months, maybe? You arrived here the same time I did, only.. I've been here this whole time, which has been about a year and a half now. [ or.. longer, but she won't bring that up ]
za_rodina: (We'd shoot him down)

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[personal profile] za_rodina 2013-06-08 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
How many times are you doing to show up?

[Christ, America, are you like a cat or something. How many lives do you have left?]

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