001 ☆ video | from medbay

[herocomplex]

_{[ There's a bit of fuzziness-- chattering-- like a conversation between two people. One has a high pitched voice and seems to be dropping the F-bomb with indescribable chatter, and the other is entirely too loud. Way, way too loud. There is a bright light, and then, two red eyes belonging to an alien creature peer into the communication device-- and then, the loud voice is heard again-- ]}

Dude! What in the name of Liberty's lingerie do you think you're doing! This is like hardcore stuff, like, super way cool hardcore stuff probably seen right out of the X-Files! Tony, my number one man, don't you drop that! Give me that!

_{[ The device it jerked from the alien creature, who doesn't seem pleased with this at all. We now see a set of blue eyes and glasses with blonde hair--
aaaaaand. He's panicking.
Of course America was going to to jump to the cellular device and post to the network before anyone else are you kidding me-- ]}

Okay! OKAY! Like, I need all of my back up ASAP here pronto! We've been kidnapped-- okay, no, actually, this is like--

_{[ He pants, looking around. There is still a good amount of blue goop on his face and good lord America get dressed you're still in your star and striped underwear. ]}

OKAY YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE LIKE MINDING YOUR OWN BIZWHACK AND SUDDENLY YOU GET THAT WEIRD SINKING FEELING IN YOUR BODY LIKE DEJA VU LIKE FREAKY WEIRD DEJA-VU, Yeah, man, TOTALLY getting that feeling and it's freakin' me out, man! Holy SHIT, this is bad! I was just jamming to Katy Perry like a boss and then I think I fell asleep on a bunch of like important government papers or something that I was supposed to do-- who gives a crap that's not serious right now-- I--

_{[ A BREATH!!!! Slow down, America! You talk like a thousand miles. And he does slow down, becoming a bit more coherent. ]}

--I-- think I've been here before, but I don't know--! What if somebody erased my brain like outta some sci-fi movie and put weird memories back in and now I'm going to be pregnant with alien children or something mondo-crazy like WHOA-- uhh-- hey! Can anybody even hear me? This isn't like an Apple product or anything I don't think so I hope I'm using it right--

Yo, uhh, France! China! Canadia! Even England-- and I guess Russia-- ANYBODY! What the hell is going on?

_{[ Welcome back, America. Your memories of this place will gradually come to mind-- but here you are-- impulsively reacting without thinking as usual. Here's a permission post for 4th walling. ]}

Comments

3.3

[herocomplex]

WAIT.
So this means you kind of have some idea of what is happening!

And I guess this means my assumption is right! I'm probably going some psycho experiment and you're-- let me guess--
You're from another planet!

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[coffeeking]

[he wants to say yes, he wants to say yes, he wants to say yes, he wants to say yes]

No, but I am definitely from another country.

[thank god]

Hold on a minute.

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[coffeeking]

And voila. A handy guide.

[herocomplex]

_{[ He skims it. ]}

Man, what is with all you English... Scottish.. Whateverish-- people and getting me to read shit...
Ok, I'll check into it. But first, I need to know something really important that I don't feel like sifting through your boring writing over if you're willing to answer that, okay?

[coffeeking]

[deep breaths, Ianto, he can't help that he's the worst kind of tourist]

Welsh. Not that you know where Wales is. I'll answer your question if you promise to never call me English again.

[herocomplex]

Hahahaha, nope. But I love whales!
You and I will get along just fine then.

And yeah, sure thing buddy, I'm sorry. That was kind of harsh. The English are weird.

[coffeeking]

[HA! now he remembers why he sort of liked this guy]

No problem. What was your question?

[herocomplex]

Do you know who built this space ship? Where it comes from? Or anything like that?

[coffeeking]

Not exactly. It's from a different solar system from Earth, but built by humans who colonized that system. Someone told us it was a colonization vessel, someone else told us it's a warship. Beyond that, we don't know much.

[herocomplex]

Hahaha, well that's good! I thought it might be made in China or something silly!

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[coffeeking]

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[coffeeking]

Wait... don't say that. The last thing we need is for the ship to start falling apart. Or find out the whole thing is coated in lead.

[herocomplex]

Yeah, man. You're right. But I haven't seen any made in China stickers so I think we're okay to go.
Do you know how disastrous that would be? Like psyche, the ship is actually made out of cheap plastic that falls apart.

_{[ America shifts. ]}

I think.. I remember this place being dangerous though.

[coffeeking]

Very dangerous. Hopefully not made of plastic, though.

[herocomplex]

How dangerous? What kind of dangerous?
I have a gun!! But it really feels weird not having England here to back my ass up and everybody else with it--

Haha. It's really funny it's like he's still trying to be best friends with me or something sometimes, but I don't mind cause it's less work for me.

There aren't.. aliens on this craft, right?

[coffeeking]

England is like that.

And now's the time when you should probably read that guide. There are aliens here, but they're not the ones you need to worry about.

[herocomplex]

England is HELLA HILARIOUS.

_{[ oh? ]}

Not anything out of Alien, right?

[coffeeking]

No face-huggers, no. We had something that crawled up the lift shaft once, but he seemed more scared of us than we were of him. At least I think it was male. Maybe.