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ataraxion2013-05-20 05:32 pm
whynotzoidberg) wrote in ataraxion2013-05-20 05:32 pm
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001 | Video
[The video opens. A distinctly non-human face appears, one that resembles somewhat of a humanoid squid or lobster. Or both. But he looks fairly content, the mouth underneath those tentacles curved into a smile.]
Hello, hello! Fellow space travelers! [He waves a claw.]
I don't know where we're going, but I like this place. Free meals every day! I think I'll stay here.
[He leans back in his seat, propping his feet up on the table. His feet are claws like his hands, except he's wearing sandals. Now the view of his sandals takes up the whole screen.]
So what happened to all the row-bits? I don't see any here.
Or any non-humans for that matter...
[He sits back up, withdrawing his feet from the table so his face is visible once again. An idea hits him as he mentions the word "human."]
You know, I am an expert on humans! You need a human doctor, maybe? [He points to himself, raising his brows suggestively.]
Hello, hello! Fellow space travelers! [He waves a claw.]
I don't know where we're going, but I like this place. Free meals every day! I think I'll stay here.
[He leans back in his seat, propping his feet up on the table. His feet are claws like his hands, except he's wearing sandals. Now the view of his sandals takes up the whole screen.]
So what happened to all the row-bits? I don't see any here.
Or any non-humans for that matter...
[He sits back up, withdrawing his feet from the table so his face is visible once again. An idea hits him as he mentions the word "human."]
You know, I am an expert on humans! You need a human doctor, maybe? [He points to himself, raising his brows suggestively.]
no subject
Alright, so you've dealt with plenty of humans. Think there's a medical area set up 'round here someplace. You should talk to them, maybe they're looking for another doctor?
no subject
[He unrolls his sleeve, proudly showing off the SCI tattoo. There wasn't much of a formal process for him applying... Which is probably good because otherwise he might not have been accepted.]
I'm sure this place will find they can't live without Zoidberg's expertise.
no subject
Y'know what? I'm pretty sure they've gotta figure that out. That they can't live without your expertise, I mean. Some of the aliens I've met've been the best at figuring humans out. [A pause.] Not that you're an alien or anything.
no subject
[Sometimes he'll deny it, sometimes he won't. But hey he'll say it now.]
But there are plenty of aliens on Earth, I think?