ataraxion | [text] eridan's guide to basic concepts of safety

can wwe just all agree right noww that wwe wwont all go wwanderin around the ship tryin to find wward or any a the obvviously real secret passagewways that theyre usin to get around
after evverythin this ships put us through i think the only fuckin rule or laww or code a honor or wwhatevver floats your boat that wwe havve is
dont go into the depths of the ship
evver preferably but at the vvery least dont go wwanderin by yourself
(already a rule i knoww but some people might need it repeated due to rust occupyin the frontal lobes a their thinkpan)
an maybe dont go actually lookin for people wwho wwill bloww a hole in a bunch a relativvely harmless prisoners for no reason other than to keep this mystery dinner date afloat

that bein said wwho wwants to idly speculate on howw wward got into the brig an wwhat this ship actually is cos clearly its somethin hilariously awwful an horrifyin an wwhat better wway to pass the time before the imminent jump than tellin glorified ghost stories about the ship wwe currently inhabit

[text] eridan's guide to basic concepts of safety

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