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ataraxion2013-04-16 09:09 pm
kringlefuck) wrote in ataraxion2013-04-16 09:09 pm
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[ Typically, Jake would be posting onto the network with his signature green text, but today we're on video. He's simply filming form his quarters, and he actually drops the device at first, muttering a slight curse word under his breath.
When he props it up on a hard surface, we see that he is in a white tee shirt that he's had for some time now.
Not too many people are aware, but he was sent home for awhile. Now he's sixteen and has gone through a lot.
On the outside, though, the only thing we can see is a marking on his left arm. ]
Courtesies, friends on the Tranquility. I seem to be in a might fine shuck-buster of a predicament since I arrived back here.
I have this horrendous tattoo that I have been trying to get rid of.
I am wondering if anybody has any pointers.
I'll show you how horrendous it is! It's absolutely dreadful.
[ With that, he turns to the side and shows his arm. It looks something like this.
He might also be.. bending his elbow to flex it a little. With a forced smile, he speaks again. ]
I'll try anything to get this off! So for the sake of things pure and saint, don't be shy to give me some suggestions.
Regards.
When he props it up on a hard surface, we see that he is in a white tee shirt that he's had for some time now.
Not too many people are aware, but he was sent home for awhile. Now he's sixteen and has gone through a lot.
On the outside, though, the only thing we can see is a marking on his left arm. ]
Courtesies, friends on the Tranquility. I seem to be in a might fine shuck-buster of a predicament since I arrived back here.
I have this horrendous tattoo that I have been trying to get rid of.
I am wondering if anybody has any pointers.
I'll show you how horrendous it is! It's absolutely dreadful.
[ With that, he turns to the side and shows his arm. It looks something like this.
He might also be.. bending his elbow to flex it a little. With a forced smile, he speaks again. ]
I'll try anything to get this off! So for the sake of things pure and saint, don't be shy to give me some suggestions.
Regards.
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[Murphy might've just picked up on a few pointers. Maybe. Shut up, this has nothing to do with prison.]
Could always try salt. I mean, water. I mean... salt in the water. I think. [He really is trying to think because GOOD GOD that thing is ugly. It's actually kind of distracting.]
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[ .. ]
Murphy! Is this a little tip you learned back when you were a jailbird?
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[He then shakes his head.]
Er, no. More like, uh... I was a stupid teenager once, too. [And imagine trying to explain to the nuns who raised you that you just "defiled the body that God gave you" after being out on a long night full of binging and joyriding and poor life choices.]
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[ Wow, this is rare he actually caught onto something, even if it isn't true! ]
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Er, no, I -- didn't mean it like that.
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Haha, I'm teasing.
So apparently salt helps with it?
Can it get it off completely cause I don't want to see it at all.
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[Clearly there's no harm done. Shut up, Murphy. It's okay.]
It can. You just have to scrub enough. Do it for 'bout... [He thinks.] Half hour?
I could probably get the stuff and help you out, just in case. ["Just in case you're not doing it right and then I'm the one held responsible for you trying to rub your skin off with saltwater."]
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If you would like to assist me, I won't turn down any help.
I tried scribbling over it with a marker but that just made everything worse.
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Did you want to come over?
[ omg quality time with papa murphy he's so excited. ]
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That'd... probably be best, yeah.
I'll be there in ten.
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is what she wants to say
instead:]
Is that supposed to be a face?
[nailed it]
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What else would it be??
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Why did you get it?
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Reasons.
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text.
[ it's cool nill he's got your back. ]
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When we entered our medium i wanted a tattoo to match his so he gave me one.
Ummmm some stuff happened and now i dont like it.
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Along with enduring an unspeakable lollipop glitch but..
I mean im a dear fan of the movies but the meaning behind the ink sort of makes me suddenly dislike it.
Is that normal???
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[ wow why is he not surprised. ]
What kinda meaning was it?
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And wow, how to explain to this guy his overbearing romance with Dirk that ended in an embarrassing sugar hyped glitch incident we never really are going to talk about ever again.
(warning: sound and really colorful ==> ) Seriously. What the fuck.
This series is so messed up. ]
Well since it coincides with dirks we just really arent as close anymore so i would like it removed.
Id just feel better about it.
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Maybe you can get it altered instead? I know there's a guy who does tattoos on the ship, my friend was thinking about getting one. Turn it into a tree or a field of stars or something.
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A skull maybe!!!
I hadnt thought of that!
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[voice; very Russian accent]
[voice; bullshit australian accent 8) ]
Uhhhhhh.
It's from a movie from the future that I really like!
I got it to match another person's.
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My friend sent me the cinemaflicks when they were already classics on his timeline.
[ homestuck, man. ]
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[ Jake Smartass English. ]
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video;
YooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowhattheWow, not even sure how to face right now. Ignore his random expression switches, he's sorting it out. ]
Change your wardrobe for sleeves? [ Coughed out suggestion. ]
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God, no!!
Why would I do such a horrible thing such as that!?
[ Seriously, though. That face.
It's all short sleeves and booty shorts for this guy. He could hardly stand the jumpsuit, even.
Technically he could wear a 3/4 sleeved shirt or button up shirt and be sort of okay with that, but his current wardrobe is just tees for now. ]
Certainly, there has to be a better way.
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doesn't
need that information, please keep it in your head. ]
Complete the picture. [ Oh, an explanation: ] Continue the tattoo and create a different image?
Video
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Any tips, m'lady?
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I suggest you either find make up or a laser gun.
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I wasn't drinking at the time!
There were dangerous gases in the air at the time and I recall on a few instances I forgot to wear my protective mask.
[ Jake. ]
Mayhaps that made me a bit off my rocker when this occurred?
Jimmy crickets. It's hard to remember all of that in vivid detail.
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A masterpiece indeed.
Somewhere, a tattoo artist is very pleased with themselves.
Why ever would you want it gone?