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_{[ Typically, Jake would be posting onto the network with his signature green text, but today we're on video. He's simply filming form his quarters, and he actually drops the device at first, muttering a slight curse word under his breath.
When he props it up on a hard surface, we see that he is in a white tee shirt that he's had for some time now.
Not too many people are aware, but he was sent home for awhile. Now he's sixteen and has gone through a lot.
On the outside, though, the only thing we can see is a marking on his left arm. ]}

Courtesies, friends on the Tranquility. I seem to be in a might fine shuck-buster of a predicament since I arrived back here.
I have this horrendous tattoo that I have been trying to get rid of.
I am wondering if anybody has any pointers.

I'll show you how horrendous it is! It's absolutely dreadful.

_{[ With that, he turns to the side and shows his arm. It looks something like this.
He might also be.. bending his elbow to flex it a little. With a forced smile, he speaks again. ]}

I'll try anything to get this off! So for the sake of things pure and saint, don't be shy to give me some suggestions.
Regards.

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...I'd suggest gettin' that off professionally, but...

[Murphy might've just picked up on a few pointers. Maybe. Shut up, this has nothing to do with prison.]

Could always try salt. I mean, water. I mean... salt in the water. I think. [He really is trying to think because GOOD GOD that thing is ugly. It's actually kind of distracting.]

How the dickens is that going to help?

_{[ .. ]}

Murphy! Is this a little tip you learned back when you were a jailbird?

The salt helps to remove the ink. It can hurt like hell but it'll at least fade it significantly.

[He then shakes his head.]

Er, no. More like, uh... I was a stupid teenager once, too. [And imagine trying to explain to the nuns who raised you that you just "defiled the body that God gave you" after being out on a long night full of binging and joyriding and poor life choices.]

Are you insinuating that I'm a stupid teenager then?

_{[ Wow, this is rare he actually caught onto something, even if it isn't true! ]}

[Oh wow, Murphy didn't even think about that! Foot meet mouth.]

Er, no, I -- didn't mean it like that.

I've made a lot of mistakes but goodness, calling me stupid isn't very polite!
Haha, I'm teasing.
So apparently salt helps with it?
Can it get it off completely cause I don't want to see it at all.

I wasn't--

[Clearly there's no harm done. Shut up, Murphy. It's okay.]

It can. You just have to scrub enough. Do it for 'bout... [He thinks.] Half hour?

I could probably get the stuff and help you out, just in case. ["Just in case you're not doing it right and then I'm the one held responsible for you trying to rub your skin off with saltwater."]

[JAKE WHO LET YOU GET A TATTOO
is what she wants to say
instead:]

Is that supposed to be a face?

[nailed it]

Who let you get a tattoo?

[ it's cool nill he's got your back. ]

My best bro has one similar.
When we entered our medium i wanted a tattoo to match his so he gave me one.
Ummmm some stuff happened and now i dont like it.

Of course its a face! A rather popular face from where it comes from.
What else would it be??

That is certainly difficult to look at. How did you come to have it?

_{[ It takes Jake awhile to understand him, so give him a moment. ]}

Uhhhhhh.
It's from a movie from the future that I really like!
I got it to match another person's.

That sounds so painful. I'm excited to try this!
If you would like to assist me, I won't turn down any help.
I tried scribbling over it with a marker but that just made everything worse.

Dude. What is that even supposed to be?

A tattoo.

_{[ Jake Smartass English. ]}

[ ~~Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowhatthe~~

Wow, not even sure how to face right now. Ignore his random expression switches, he's sorting it out. ]

Change your wardrobe for sleeves? [ Coughed out suggestion. ]

Edited 2013-04-17 21:30 (UTC)

How far into the future? You must have reconsidered vhen you saw it completed.

...Yeah, that's not gonna work. [The marker, he means.] Where are you? I'll snag some stuff from the kitchen and bring 'em.

Can't be anything worse than what my brother got himself that one-- Jesus.

I do not know I was just asking.
Why did you get it?

Okay, kid, I'll bite. How many drinks was it before you thought that'd be a good idea?

Stuff like growing some taste? Because dude that is one ugly tattoo.

I'm in my quarters!
Did you want to come over?

_{[ omg quality time with papa murphy he's so excited. ]}

_{[ ummmmmmmmmm.... ]}
Reasons.

Possibly!
Along with enduring an unspeakable lollipop glitch but..
I mean im a dear fan of the movies but the meaning behind the ink sort of makes me suddenly dislike it.

Is that normal???

I'd say about four hundred years into the future if I remember correctly.
My friend sent me the cinemaflicks when they were already classics on his timeline.

_{[ homestuck, man. ]}

_{[ It's okay. Jake makes a weird face right back at'cha. ]}

God, no!!
Why would I do such a horrible thing such as that!?

_{[ Seriously, though. That face.
It's all short sleeves and booty shorts for this guy. He could hardly stand the jumpsuit, even.
Technically he could wear a 3/4 sleeved shirt or button up shirt and be sort of okay with that, but his current wardrobe is just tees for now. ]}

Certainly, there has to be a better way.

Heh. It sort of has a spitting image of the proper style, but at the same time, I think it's a shitty tattoo.

Any tips, m'lady?

Edited (whAT IS ICONING??????? ) 2013-04-18 19:46 (UTC)

Here's the silly part!
I wasn't drinking at the time!

There were dangerous gases in the air at the time and I recall on a few instances I forgot to wear my protective mask.

_{[ Jake. ]}

Mayhaps that made me a bit off my rocker when this occurred?
Jimmy crickets. It's hard to remember all of that in vivid detail.

That is wery far, indeed. But wouldn't it be timeline contamination to show someone something from that far ahead of their time?

It's from a movie?

[ wow why is he not surprised. ]

What kinda meaning was it?

_{[ Yeah. A movie from the future.
And wow, how to explain to this guy his overbearing romance with Dirk that ended in an embarrassing sugar hyped glitch incident we never really are going to talk about ever again.

(warning: sound and really colorful ==> ) Seriously. What the fuck.
This series is so messed up. ]}

Well since it coincides with dirks we just really arent as close anymore so i would like it removed.
Id just feel better about it.

Well. At least it's not a misspelled word. There's no shame in differing artistic vision, really.

I suggest you either find make up or a laser gun.

[ what he's getting from this is that it's like people who get their significant other's name tattooed on their arm, and then break up. which... probably isn't that far from the truth, trickster mode aside. ]

Maybe you can get it altered instead? I know there's a guy who does tattoos on the ship, my friend was thinking about getting one. Turn it into a tree or a field of stars or something.

_{[ !!!! ]}
A skull maybe!!!
I hadnt thought of that!

Goodness.
A masterpiece indeed.
Somewhere, a tattoo artist is very pleased with themselves.
Why ever would you want it gone?

Edited 2013-04-19 05:17 (UTC)

It's cool we both know I'm the brains of this operation.

Okay, I walked right into that. Moving on. Who's face is that?

[DAMMIT JAKE THIS IS VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS no it isn't.]

That'd... probably be best, yeah.

I'll be there in ten.

I do not know if you can get rid of a tattoo.

[ He

doesn't

need that information, please keep it in your head. ]

Complete the picture. [ Oh, an explanation: ] Continue the tattoo and create a different image?

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