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Well, hey there folks.

[The Mayor sits in his room, smiling cheerfully down at his communicator. He's a nice-looking man with a friendly voice and a kindly demeanor.]

Wow - what an adventure, huh? [He raises a hand to forestall arguments.] Now, before anyone gets mad at me, I'm not saying, "Gee, it's great to be here." I've got plenty to get back to - heck, I'm the mayor of the greatest city there is, and I don't want it to have to get along without me! But that doesn't make this anything less than an adventure, and I say even if we're mad or sad or something we still make the best of it.

So let's start out with introductions! "We all already know each other," you're probably all groaning, and I say to that, settle down, let me catch up a little. I'm Mayor Richard Wilkins of Sunnydale. And I'm really glad to meet each and every one of you, and I'm looking forward to having more adventures with you all!

And now it's your turn. Be nice to me, and step forward and tell me your name and what you do here.

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[ wow who's this creep ]

hello im nathan young and i mostly just get pissed and pleasure myself

are you a paedophile

Edited (oh wait) 2013-03-12 18:12 (UTC)

Where's Sunnydale?

I'm Seraphim Dias. I'm just a passenger.

[Well well you seem like the sort of young person who should go die in a fire because you're polluting our fine country, though a fire admittedly seems a little bit quick...but never let it be said he's not merciful.]

Ha ha, you seem like a spirited young man! Look, is it okay with you if I keep using video? I just can't figure out this darn texting thing.

Gonna ask you the same thing I asked Nathan Young right above me - is it okay with you if I just keep using this video? Teleconferencing is something I'm used to, but I still haven't gotten the hang of this texting.

[wow you are everything Tate hates]

Are you for real?

[And the Mayor pats his shoulder

and pats his chest

and pats his face

and then beams like a goshdarn ray of sunshine.]

Looks like it! Hello there, young man!

nice try paedophile is that how you convince the little boys to flash their bits on the webcams for you

and if sunnydales so great why havent i heard of it

[When Remus Lupin thinks you're a dork, it's time to seriously reevaluate your choices. Remus gives the mayor a little smile, amused and pleased all at once.]

I can't say I've heard of Sunnydale, but then again I'm not from America, so. My name is Remus, Remus Lupin. As for what I do-- well, I research, mostly.

Well, gosh, if I were mean, I might guess that was because you weren't so bright!

[HA HA HA HA HA funny joke, right?]

Just kidding! Well, Sunnydale's in America, and I can tell from all your inappropriate comments - to say nothing of your spelling! - that you're not from there.

Well, isn't that great!

[Cheery as heck!]

What sorts of things do you research?

It doesn't bother me, but I can't reciprocate, I'm afraid.

[This man reminds him, absurdly, of Steve Newlin. The cheer is false and what lies beneath is not so friendly. But Godric does not judge harshly upon first appearances. This is a politician, after all. Perhaps he can no longer slip out from beneath the mask, and it has become a part of him.]

Sunnydale. This is in America somewhere, I take it?

Oh, anything, really. But other worlds are interesting-- finding the difference between our cultures, things like that. Have you been introduced to magic yet? Unless of course it's prevalent in your world.

[Immediate face of concern!]

Well - gosh, why not?

Right you are!

[The Mayor's energy is undiminished by Godric's comparative lack of it; he just bustles and beams right along.]

In beautiful Southern California. Don't you just love that name, too? Sunnydale. Really captures the essence of the place.

[oh mYGOD]

There is no fucking way you're from Sunnydale.

[Ha ha ha has he been introduced to magic yet

hahahahahahahaa]

Heard about it. [He puts on his Somewhat Concerned Face.] I've heard, listening back a bit, that some people are sort of...Well, they don't treat people who use magic very well. That true?

I-- well. I suppose it depends. I've never encountered any prejudice regarding my magic or my lycanthropy, particularly, but some people can be a bit edgy, I suppose.

You're right.

[He suddenly gets his grim, serious face on, and he looks down slightly like he's guilty.]

You've found me out. I'm not.

[And then he looks up again, and his face is positively brimming with barely-repressed good humor - he's just waiting for Tate to ask - ]

[He makes a noncommittal noise, but he's entertained by this facade.]

It sounds quite lovely. You've been Mayor long?

Whoa, whoa, hold on now! Your what?

What can I say?

[Chipper as chipper can be.]

They just won't stop voting for me!

[Tate slowly arches an eyebrow because this is an obvious trap and whatever this guy is going to say, he's going to think he's fucking hilarious.]

You're from Mr. Roger's neighbourhood, right.

Ly-- ah, I'm a werewolf. That's another aspect of this ship.

Now, now, I hate to break it to you, but that doesn't exist! Just a TV show.

[He choooortles and chortles.]

Nope! Born in Ohio. But if I can be completely honest? I really think that I'm a Sunnydaler to my core. I just love that town. And the folks in it - those are my people!

[His people, and demons, and vampires and stuff]

Edited 2013-03-12 18:41 (UTC)

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