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[mayormaynot]

Well, hey there folks.

[The Mayor sits in his room, smiling cheerfully down at his communicator. He's a nice-looking man with a friendly voice and a kindly demeanor.]

Wow - what an adventure, huh? [He raises a hand to forestall arguments.] Now, before anyone gets mad at me, I'm not saying, "Gee, it's great to be here." I've got plenty to get back to - heck, I'm the mayor of the greatest city there is, and I don't want it to have to get along without me! But that doesn't make this anything less than an adventure, and I say even if we're mad or sad or something we still make the best of it.

So let's start out with introductions! "We all already know each other," you're probably all groaning, and I say to that, settle down, let me catch up a little. I'm Mayor Richard Wilkins of Sunnydale. And I'm really glad to meet each and every one of you, and I'm looking forward to having more adventures with you all!

And now it's your turn. Be nice to me, and step forward and tell me your name and what you do here.

Comments

video forever because you young folks can take a long walk off a short pier

[mayormaynot]

Well, gosh, if I were mean, I might guess that was because you weren't so bright!

[HA HA HA HA HA funny joke, right?]

Just kidding! Well, Sunnydale's in America, and I can tell from all your inappropriate comments - to say nothing of your spelling! - that you're not from there.

wow smd mr. mayor

[picnmix]

[ That first comment earns a bit of a 'what the fuck', because he's pretty sure that's still an insult. Prudish old people aren't supposed to be rude, come on, play by the rules. ]

how about fuck you

what it means is your town is shit and its got a shit name
and what do you mean my inappropriate comments do they not drink and wank in america jesus no wonder your town is shit

[mayormaynot]

Now, Mr. Young, I'm sure you're a perfectly nice young man. At least, I hope you are. [TO MAKE UP FOR BEING A COMPLETE WASTE OF MATTER WHO SHOULD DIE PAINFULLY] But if you don't stop cursing, I'm not going to be talking with you any more.

[picnmix]

[ HE'S SO CONFUSED. Mostly about the nice young man comments. He's not really the best at reading subtleties, he's getting mixed signals here. ]

are you serious

[mayormaynot]

One hundred percent. I don't much like sarcasm, and you won't ever see me using it. And I don't like talking to people who use a lot of f-bombs and s-bombs.

[picnmix]

[ ..................................

HANGING UP. however you hang up with text, whatever. ]