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Right, chaps. Cambridge here
I'm looking for a small group - a posse, if you will - of intrepid (preferably childless and unmarried) explorer and/or hero types to pop back in to the depths of that terribly interesting lab to retrieve whatever hard drives and assorted interesting bits of shit you saw there on my behalf
Reason being that there seems to be some kind of horribly intriguing and potentially nasty virus sitting around in that hardware and I do believe it warrants a bit of a poke (no jokes please, let's be professional)
Top tip: don't try anything stupid like plugging whatever pretty little bit of cybernetics you might have hardwired in to your brain straight in to it because I have a strong suspicion you'll end up thoroughly fucked
And I'm talking very thoroughly, like three orifices and both hands
You know what - let's play it safe, shall we?
- Don't press too many buttons
- Don't put your comms devices too near the equipment
- Don't even think of walking in to comms or the science department with so much as a bloody USB stick from that lab
In fact, just don't fuck with it at all - just bag it and tag it and bring it back to room 015 of passenger deck 011
Tea and medals for all upon a successful return
PRIVATE: CILLIAN QUINN
I do realise that the concept of an honest day's work is utterly abhorrent to the likes of you and I but if you fancy putting that attractive little brain of yours to work then let me know
I'm looking for a small group - a posse, if you will - of intrepid (preferably childless and unmarried) explorer and/or hero types to pop back in to the depths of that terribly interesting lab to retrieve whatever hard drives and assorted interesting bits of shit you saw there on my behalf
Reason being that there seems to be some kind of horribly intriguing and potentially nasty virus sitting around in that hardware and I do believe it warrants a bit of a poke (no jokes please, let's be professional)
Top tip: don't try anything stupid like plugging whatever pretty little bit of cybernetics you might have hardwired in to your brain straight in to it because I have a strong suspicion you'll end up thoroughly fucked
And I'm talking very thoroughly, like three orifices and both hands
You know what - let's play it safe, shall we?
- Don't press too many buttons
- Don't put your comms devices too near the equipment
- Don't even think of walking in to comms or the science department with so much as a bloody USB stick from that lab
In fact, just don't fuck with it at all - just bag it and tag it and bring it back to room 015 of passenger deck 011
Tea and medals for all upon a successful return
PRIVATE: CILLIAN QUINN
I do realise that the concept of an honest day's work is utterly abhorrent to the likes of you and I but if you fancy putting that attractive little brain of yours to work then let me know
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Don't need a separate group for retrieval.
it's gonna be perma-text, let's face it
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I was with the kid who plugged himself into the damn computers. Least I can do.
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[as he casually pings Spock to this post.......]
casually threadjacks
hi sulu
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ah. hahah.
well, it's not that these specifically personally-and-potentially-technologically-relevant things hold some immediate magpie-trinket value, or anything — although the potential uses of those materials for someone like him, in this situation, is pretty much the first thing that jolts into his mind. but he also just likes to be helpful. he can definitely be helpful, in this respect. probably.
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assuming it jeopardises nothing of his own. ]
Hello.
You don't know me at all, because I'm new. I don't know the protocol, but I understand the situation well enough to knowingly assess the risk of what you're suggesting. May I ask: what's the importance of this retrieval? Additionally, what are you hoping to extract from those materials if you get them, and what sort of resources are available to you to do so?
I'm sorry if it's inappropriate to ask. I'm just very curious.
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Re: hopes of extraction - I have very good reason to believe there's a hot piece of virus in there that definitely warrants a thorough investigation. The chances of completely counter-acting it are slim but any understanding that can be gleaned from the lab computers might help with regards to my theatrical lip-zipping matter
Re: resources - complicated. Suffice to say I know my way around a virus or two
sorry about that -- pfff reading comprehension, who needs it. 8(
no worries! <3
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oh wrt your PM - action here is good, whenever you're ready!
ah super!
aaaand ACTION forever.
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but lets just say.
someone is lingering on floor 011. suspiciously close to room 015. ]
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NOPE let's face it
And I thought we might have a little chat
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feel free to switch to action? or if you wanna log? idk i'm down.
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It's a metaphorical one
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What if you don't need to plug it in?
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Has anyone ever told you that you remind them of Karl Ludwig von Phull?
[ because that's something you hear every day, right ]
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perma-text; hal is texting just for you YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED
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I'd like to volunteer.
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[not childless. or unmarried.]
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It's Andy, isn't it
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