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Cambridge; I. Moore ([personal profile] sexting) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-03-10 08:28 pm

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Right, chaps. Cambridge here

I'm looking for a small group - a posse, if you will - of intrepid (preferably childless and unmarried) explorer and/or hero types to pop back in to the depths of that terribly interesting lab to retrieve whatever hard drives and assorted interesting bits of shit you saw there on my behalf

Reason being that there seems to be some kind of horribly intriguing and potentially nasty virus sitting around in that hardware and I do believe it warrants a bit of a poke (no jokes please, let's be professional)

Top tip: don't try anything stupid like plugging whatever pretty little bit of cybernetics you might have hardwired in to your brain straight in to it because I have a strong suspicion you'll end up thoroughly fucked

And I'm talking very thoroughly, like three orifices and both hands

You know what - let's play it safe, shall we?

- Don't press too many buttons
- Don't put your comms devices too near the equipment
- Don't even think of walking in to comms or the science department with so much as a bloody USB stick from that lab

In fact, just don't fuck with it at all - just bag it and tag it and bring it back to room 015 of passenger deck 011

Tea and medals for all upon a successful return



PRIVATE: CILLIAN QUINN
I do realise that the concept of an honest day's work is utterly abhorrent to the likes of you and I but if you fancy putting that attractive little brain of yours to work then let me know
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[personal profile] puppydogeyes 2013-03-10 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Already looking at taking people in to clear it.
Don't need a separate group for retrieval.

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[personal profile] goldshirt 2013-03-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you asked any of those who cleared the science department?

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[personal profile] chromosomes 2013-03-10 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm volunteering.
I was with the kid who plugged himself into the damn computers. Least I can do.

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[personal profile] goldshirt 2013-03-10 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I have men who'll be interested in joining you.

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I can go.

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[personal profile] sufferances 2013-03-10 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I could go, if you don't have any other takers.

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[personal profile] jilt 2013-03-10 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No tea for those of us who'd rather not go on an expedition into the depths of the ship?

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nubilate: (➤ hollow bones.)

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[personal profile] nubilate 2013-03-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ "hardwired into your brain"?

ah. hahah.

well, it's not that these specifically personally-and-potentially-technologically-relevant things hold some immediate magpie-trinket value, or anything — although the potential uses of those materials for someone like him, in this situation, is pretty much the first thing that jolts into his mind. but he also just likes to be helpful. he can definitely be helpful, in this respect. probably.

maybe.

assuming it jeopardises nothing of his own. ]


Hello.

You don't know me at all, because I'm new. I don't know the protocol, but I understand the situation well enough to knowingly assess the risk of what you're suggesting. May I ask: what's the importance of this retrieval? Additionally, what are you hoping to extract from those materials if you get them, and what sort of resources are available to you to do so?

I'm sorry if it's inappropriate to ask. I'm just very curious.

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aaaand ACTION forever.

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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2013-03-10 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You got anything better than tea and medals?

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Is there any way to fix him?

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[ he isn't replying.

but lets just say.







someone is lingering on floor 011. suspiciously close to room 015. ]
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[personal profile] deprecate 2013-03-11 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
1. Fuck you. 2. What's in it for me?

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What kind of medal?

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[personal profile] inebriety 2013-03-11 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
What if you don't need to plug it in?

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[personal profile] interns 2013-03-11 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
What gives you the right to decide what happens to that equipment?
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[personal profile] passe 2013-03-12 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what the hell is a USB stick ]

Has anyone ever told you that you remind them of Karl Ludwig von Phull?

[ because that's something you hear every day, right ]
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[personal profile] romanticism 2013-03-13 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oxford is not entirely sure if this is necessarily going to go down well, but Cambridge can be unpredictable, so it's worth a try nonetheless. ]

I'd like to volunteer.

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[personal profile] endeavors 2013-03-14 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
How many people do you need?

[not childless. or unmarried.]

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