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[Crowley has been on the ship for hours.
The whole business was rather unpleasant, as is being branded like some kind of animal, but all in all, the demon is rather unruffled. Transport into another universe was something of another day's work, though it was an alarming coincidence that it occurred so closely to his greatest victory. Was this his punishment for his involvement with defeating the Leviathan?
Unlikely, the demon decides, and so he goes about his business.
First, it is a matter of discovering his locker, of removing his things, and of disappearing. He has little interest in socializing immediately and, as a result, Crowley vanishes into the shadows to dwell and think -- and, most importantly, learn. Within the hour, Crowley has all he needs to know at his fingertips, and with a flick of his fingers, his comm turns on to broadcast his soft accented English to the Tranquility.]
I'm afraid I require a bit of explanation as to why, exactly, someone thought it would be humorous to shove a Hellhound into a test tube.
[There's an artful pause.]
And also the location of the nearest groomer. This filth is absolutely disgusting.
[There's another three second pause before his own transmission ends.
Let's see who decides to come forward with information about why he, the demon King, is here.]
The whole business was rather unpleasant, as is being branded like some kind of animal, but all in all, the demon is rather unruffled. Transport into another universe was something of another day's work, though it was an alarming coincidence that it occurred so closely to his greatest victory. Was this his punishment for his involvement with defeating the Leviathan?
Unlikely, the demon decides, and so he goes about his business.
First, it is a matter of discovering his locker, of removing his things, and of disappearing. He has little interest in socializing immediately and, as a result, Crowley vanishes into the shadows to dwell and think -- and, most importantly, learn. Within the hour, Crowley has all he needs to know at his fingertips, and with a flick of his fingers, his comm turns on to broadcast his soft accented English to the Tranquility.]
I'm afraid I require a bit of explanation as to why, exactly, someone thought it would be humorous to shove a Hellhound into a test tube.
[There's an artful pause.]
And also the location of the nearest groomer. This filth is absolutely disgusting.
[There's another three second pause before his own transmission ends.
Let's see who decides to come forward with information about why he, the demon King, is here.]
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[ ironic. ]
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[Crowley loves his puppies.]
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[ mad social skills, this one. ]
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If people would bother to listen, they're harmless.
[Unless someone pisses Crowley off.]
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Choir, preaching. I like the ugly thing, I'm just saying it's not exactly the popular opinion.
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So I've gathered.
Why, what have they done?
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Dude, done's got nothing to do with it. Far as I know, only thing Jaye's mutt really does is sleep and get fat.
[ she shrugs. ]
Add hell in front of a name, people get itchy.
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[The dog is literally useless unless Crowley tells it to do something bad. Jeez, people and their racism.]
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[ for a destined savior of the world she is really bad at this whole righteousness thing.
and a thoughtful pause. ]
Probably should have, what with Angel's hell firm working outta LA and all.
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We have a surprisingly large fan club in my universe, actually. Hell groupies.
[You would be surprised at how many emails he gets begging for his blessing. Disgusting.]
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[ REALLY BAD AT THIS ]
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Wizarding heroin.
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...kind of in the literal, you do it full blast.
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It's good to know that drug addicts are truly everywhere.
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[
Sam Winchester]But enough of the boring. Your name?
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[ YEAH SHE KNOWS. ]
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[ yup. ]
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Don't take her dog, all right?
[ and then she just hangs up because fuck manners in the ear, that's her motto. ]