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matthew keller. ([personal profile] blunted) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-03-05 08:26 pm

2.01 -- video;

[ this five month sojourn hasn't been kind to keller. he's dangerously underweight, gaunt as a motherfucker. somehow trimming his beard hasn't done much to improve his appearance. keller looks more or less unbothered by all of this, fingers tapping on the comm for a long moment before a smile flicks onto his face. ]

Leaves a lot to be desired, you know, this part. [ he gestures up and around at the medical bay. ] I forgot how much noise you people make.

[ keller's voice is rusty, low and grating. it's off just enough to be jarring, as if he's lost track of how to pitch his tone. his fingers tap against the comm again, beating out the tune of a song. ]

While I'm here, who's left? I heard half of you whining a couple weeks ago. That much hasn't changed, huh?

[ there's a breath of silence, keller's gaze skittering up and away, expression flickering into something unreadable. ]

Caffrey, you still kicking around? Give a guy a holler, yeah?

[ ooc | keller's been hanging out in the ship for five months, so he's a malnourished, dehydrated wreck and won't be leaving medical. dibs go to neal for first visit then it's open season for other shenanigans. ]
tumbleweeds: (☁ collar)

[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2013-03-09 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's hard not to notice the pause, but he said yes. She'll take that. ]

Anything you want me to bring? ... A razor, maybe?
tumbleweeds: (☁ fur)

[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2013-03-11 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If we decorated it, you'd look like a space Viking.

Also it's possible no one will ever let you perform oral on them ever again.
tumbleweeds: (☁ scratch)

[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2013-03-17 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And probably a boat.

It depends on how much beard.
tumbleweeds: (☼ shoulder)

i am so sorry for this tag

[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2013-03-19 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it doesn't have a dragon head on it.

Well it has to be a clean beard, for one. And no one wants it tickling their asshole.
tumbleweeds: (☁ gross)

I'M SO SORRY

[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2013-03-19 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
No. Are you?

Well do you want your beard tickling someone's asshole?
tumbleweeds: (☼ laugh back)

WELL... NO, BECAUSE IT IS ALSO KIND OF FUNNY

[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2013-03-20 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
No. That's the whole point.

Why, were you getting your hopes up?