2.01 -- video;
[ this five month sojourn hasn't been kind to keller. he's dangerously underweight, gaunt as a motherfucker. somehow trimming his beard hasn't done much to improve his appearance. keller looks more or less unbothered by all of this, fingers tapping on the comm for a long moment before a smile flicks onto his face. ]
Leaves a lot to be desired, you know, this part. [ he gestures up and around at the medical bay. ] I forgot how much noise you people make.
[ keller's voice is rusty, low and grating. it's off just enough to be jarring, as if he's lost track of how to pitch his tone. his fingers tap against the comm again, beating out the tune of a song. ]
While I'm here, who's left? I heard half of you whining a couple weeks ago. That much hasn't changed, huh?
[ there's a breath of silence, keller's gaze skittering up and away, expression flickering into something unreadable. ]
Caffrey, you still kicking around? Give a guy a holler, yeah?
[ ooc | keller's been hanging out in the ship for five months, so he's a malnourished, dehydrated wreck and won't be leaving medical. dibs go to neal for first visit then it's open season for other shenanigans. ]
Leaves a lot to be desired, you know, this part. [ he gestures up and around at the medical bay. ] I forgot how much noise you people make.
[ keller's voice is rusty, low and grating. it's off just enough to be jarring, as if he's lost track of how to pitch his tone. his fingers tap against the comm again, beating out the tune of a song. ]
While I'm here, who's left? I heard half of you whining a couple weeks ago. That much hasn't changed, huh?
[ there's a breath of silence, keller's gaze skittering up and away, expression flickering into something unreadable. ]
Caffrey, you still kicking around? Give a guy a holler, yeah?
[ ooc | keller's been hanging out in the ship for five months, so he's a malnourished, dehydrated wreck and won't be leaving medical. dibs go to neal for first visit then it's open season for other shenanigans. ]

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Sure. When Caffrey's done, yeah.
[ even if something in the pit of his stomach wants to tell her stay away, it's better if you stay away. ]
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Anything you want me to bring? ... A razor, maybe?
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Also it's possible no one will ever let you perform oral on them ever again.
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Dunno. Some people are into the beard shit.
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It depends on how much beard.
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There a cut off point?
i am so sorry for this tag
Well it has to be a clean beard, for one. And no one wants it tickling their asshole.
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That's first on the list of demands? Really?
I'M SO SORRY
Well do you want your beard tickling someone's asshole?
NOT SORRY ENOUGH.
WELL... NO, BECAUSE IT IS ALSO KIND OF FUNNY
Why, were you getting your hopes up?