№12 - Anonymous Text + Unsourced image.

[spider]

You poor things, I worry so much.

Tell me what you see.

-S.

[ It's been a long, long time, Tranquility. Maybe it's time to test the waters again—especially important for a man who is so 'hush-hush,' but it's left to you to determine if this holds any meaning. So much time, so much silence ( what exactly could be done in that time? ). It scratches at the nerves, doesn't it?

What do you think? ]

Comments

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[parkours]

thanks for admitting it for the rest of us

[ Really, super grateful there. ]

text;

[picnmix]

well its the least i can do really

though im starting to suspect maybe this anon fellow is some sort of pervert

text;

[parkours]

maybe he's just saying what we're all thinking

[ like how they need to get laid. ]

text;

[picnmix]

[ nathan is nothing if not good at deliberately misreading things (and misspelling the plural of uterus, apparently) ]

whats that supposed to mean

does that mean you think about uteruses often

text;

[parkours]

what

oh my god

NO

[ nathan pls. thank fuck this is text because the look on peter's face right now is abject horror. ]

text;

[picnmix]

well why the fuck not theyre actually quite fascinating

that and theyre apparently connected to the vagina, whats not to love really

text; WHAT EVEN IS THIS CONVERSATION

[parkours]

they're still kinda weird looking though

clearly i need to get laid or something

text; GOOD THAT'S WHAT

[picnmix]

yes clearly you do

i would offer but clearly youre into the whole uterus thing and i havent got one of those

also that either makes you a man or a lesbian which id be up for experimenting on the latter but not so much the first one

text; PETER'S INTRO TO BEING A HEALTHY TEENAGER

[parkours]

for a fifty fifty chance that's actually pretty good.

i'm a dude. and have a girlfriend. but somehow sex when everyone's dying and creeping each other out kinda seems sketchy.

text; peter no you have to go back

[picnmix]

fuck no thats the best time for sex

everyones all desperate and up for it, all youve got to do is say some wank about affirming life and youre knee deep in pussy my friend

text; he has to go deeper amirite

[parkours]

and how many times has that worked for you?

text; unsure

[picnmix]

well lets just say ive joined the space equivalent of the mile high club

have you

text;

[parkours]

no....

two months is a long enough wait right.

text;

[picnmix]

wait for what

do you mean for sex

text;

[parkours]

maybe

[ spoilers: yes ]

text;

[picnmix]

jesus are you a nun
wait just to be clear do you mean you havent had sex in 2 months or youve been waiting 2 months to have sex with one person

actually nevermind either way that is fucking pathetic