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[disheartening]

Once upon a time in a faraway spaceship.

Do continue the tale according to your own imagination and while you think, however long that will take -

What do you know of magic? aside for fairy dust and happily ever after.

[ this post is 95% sarcasm. ]

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[prefectly]

A fair amount! For a 6th year, at least.

[ Lily. literally nobody but Sirius and Remus will know what you're talking about. at all. ]

For instance, 'fairy dust' is just a pleasant alternative to the residue that fairy eggs leave behind once they've hatched.

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[disheartening]

[ Well, here is a girl who knows a thing or two. And though Regina knows fairy dust different in her own realm, she doesn't correct her. ]

You have been studying it for six years then?

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[gilding]

[First mention of Wonderland, now this. His expression is somewhere between bemused and judgemental.]

I see subtlety continues to elude you.

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[disheartening]

[ have a grin, Gold. ]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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[slipperysoul]

I think that i'm not a big fan of it.

voice

[disheartening]

And why is that?

[ her voice is rich, like bitter chocolate that is perhaps laced with poison. She sounds curious; if someone has bad experience with magic, she'd hear about it. ]

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[versipelle]

[ uh oh. what. she's here? ]

Your forgot to ask about curses, too.

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[disheartening]

[ who let the dogs out? :| ]

A rich sense of humor, the ship has. That you would be among moon and stars.

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[jilt]

Happily ever afters are overrated. And rather dull, in my experience.

voice;

[disheartening]

You've found your prince charming, then?

[ now she's just amused. Tell her a story, Irene. ]

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[northerner]

I've heard tales of magic, but they'd never included fairy dust.

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[disheartening]

[ That's because and let's face it Robb, there are no happy thoughts to be had in your realm. ]

It's a thing that appears in children's tales. Mostly it makes wishes come true and help children fly.

[ and if it's a real thing that you might not want to have thrown at your face, she won't say it. ]

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[faithlessly]

I know those who practice it are usually on their whole own scale of batshit.

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[disheartening]

How charming.

[ and not in the prince charming way. And well, Regina thinks he has a point but like hell she'll admit it. ]

You have experience with witches?

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[tumbleweeds]

I know that plenty of people on this ship hate it. Everyone needs to take a deep fucking breath if you ask me.

Enjoying space Wonderland?

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[disheartening]

It's a thrill.

Those on the ship, do they use it?

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[backstabbing]

That it can be put to great use in the bedroom.

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[disheartening]

[ doesn't it just? She sounds amused. ]

You wield it to know?

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[longestnose]

[Someone hasn't figured out much past 'video' yet. And dwarves don't use sarcasm in text.]

It is always good luck to have a wizard on your side.

[Good words to live by.]

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[disheartening]

Luck? And why is that?

[ let it be video and she'll be wearing her most charming smile. ]

(voice.)

[carbonite]

Lady, whatever you want to call it, I call it spooky and doesn't answer a damn thing.

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[disheartening]

Magic hasn't offered you enough answers to your questions?

[endeavors]

What - [hm.] What kind of magic?

[disheartening]

I think you should tell me that. Which kind do you have in mind?

[uncodlyawwesome]

magic is bullshit fake hysteria brought upon people wwho dont knoww shit about science

[disheartening]

Such a brave thing to say on a ship that hosts so many from various worlds.

[ and by that she means 'foolish'. ]

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[pocketings]

[ A few moments to get through the expected mistakes, the device turning on and off in a loop until his face is decent and the angle is acceptable.

The hobbit already had his time to be curious about the network, so his curious face is properly fixed on the—well, text. ]

A glad agreement to knowing of magic, such as... moon letters! [ That's it! Um. ] But fairy dust?

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[disheartening]

Tell me of moon letters and I'll tell you what my land tells of fairy dust.

[ or Storybrooke's version, anyway. ]

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[servant]

'Magic' and 'happily ever after' don't really go hand in hand where I'm from.

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[disheartening]

[ Oh it's you. ]

That sounds more reasonable than the tales. Happily ever after is something only children and fools believe in, truly.

[chuffle]

Sounds like someone needs to read Enders Game.

[disheartening]

And why is that?

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Considering I'm a wizard, quite a bit-- if that's not vain to say.

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[disheartening]

Not vain at all.

[ she's the most charming, even if it kind of is. But who is Regina to talk about vanity? ]

Do you use it here?

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[stacked]

Magic's for the geek squad and don't screw around with the destiny crap.

[ she's kind of serious ]

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[disheartening]

There are those who don't believe in magic and do believe in destiny, how does that fall into the theory?

[blunted]

I̧̠͓͕̜͕̪̦͕̿͐͌̐͆͟͡ ̢̬̞̙̯̬̠̮̎̾̓ͤ̇̉͌̔k̷̠̱͔̖̫̠̝̇̔̓̋ͦ́͞n̡̹͕̱̘̐̚͘ͅo̢̗͙̬͛ͨ̐͐̈́ͬ͑ŵ͉̲̣̘̱ͦ͋̄ ̸̥̯̟̅̓̌̌̉ͮ̍̇i̸̡̨̦̦̜͈ͬͦ͗͗̑͋ț̥̋̂̓͌͐͐̑͌'̷̶̨̱͎͖͉̔̓̇͗ͨͮ̑ͮs̛͎͕̤̣͉̺̃̈̈́ ̵̱̻̰̦̂ͥͥͯͩͭͭ͡a͈̺̞͕̝̤̭͔͕ͭͪ͂̇̎͐̐̀͞ĺ̷̼̲͎͍͈̩̜̟̆̅l͂ͦ̽̐ͬ͏̛̭̥͔̫ ̶͓̙͖̪͚͍̈͆̂ͬ̾͂b̠̰̘̗͎͚̦̲̯̌̏u̵̞̰̤͋ͬͣ̋̈̔̕͞l̷̜̙̮̥̟͛̇̏́͢l̉ͩ̏ͪ̚͏̴̱̝̣͉͓̟̙͉sͨͥ̑ͦ͋̓̋̆ͤ͘͏̯̻͎̩͓͇̩͜hͩ̍̂ͨͦ͏̺͉ͅi̢̪̤̮̮̠̪̹͖̗ͣ͆ͩt͍̦̦̝ͯ̑͐̌̂͛̈́.̡̛̙̞̟̱̯̗͕̣ͦ͒ͬ̓͆̃̈́̀̚

[disheartening]

Can you truly not mask your riddles better?