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[disheartening]

Once upon a time in a faraway spaceship.

Do continue the tale according to your own imagination and while you think, however long that will take -

What do you know of magic? aside for fairy dust and happily ever after.

[ this post is 95% sarcasm. ]

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(voice.)

[carbonite]

... You are hearing yourself, right?

(voice.)

[disheartening]

Magic can offer answers to questions you don't even know you posses.

[ haughtily. But look, she can be police. ]

Mr - ?

(voice.)

[carbonite]

Lady, if your magic can't get us out of here, then it doesn't have the answers to the questions that I don't even know I possess.

Solo, Han Solo.

(voice.)

[disheartening]

I never said I had it; not did I say that it cannot. But few things are rarely so simple.

Regina Mills.

(voice.)

[carbonite]

Lady, just admit that magic can't get us out of here. I won't judge you for it because I'm already judging you.

(voice.)

[disheartening]

And foolish arrogance can?

(voice.)

[carbonite]

It happens to be my forte.

(voice.)

[disheartening]

So I've noticed.

[ and she has experience with the type but all the same. ]

How does arrogance working with being trapped?

[ you're one to talk, regina. ]

(voice.)

[carbonite]

I'm doing a lot better than magic is, that's for sure.

(voice.)

[disheartening]

Do you? How close are you to leaving then?

(voice.)

[carbonite]

How close are you?

(voice.)

[disheartening]

That, I fear, is my own business.

(voice.)

[carbonite]

So, you're still here and you're making yourself look bad. It's okay, I was stuck on a ship with some crazy old man from a dead religion.

(voice.)

[disheartening]

I suppose this is quite an upgrade for one so --- experienced in ships.

[ all the doubt ever. ]

(voice.)

[carbonite]

No, this is a downgrade. Listen, lady you know cooky stuff that doesn't exist but I know ships that exist in reality.

(voice.)

[disheartening]

And how would you know what I do and do not know?

[ she hates that he's right. ]

(voice.)

[carbonite]

I know that you don't know how to get off this ship.

(voice.)

[disheartening]

If I knew, if I had the inkling of a plan, I certainly wouldn't want to speak of it here. Perhaps you better heed that advice too.

(voice.)

[carbonite]

At least I don't pretend to know everything, lady.