[text] john: abort mission!

[bluh]

oh, wow.
let's face it: this is all sorts of crazy.
but like the sci-fi kind of crazy, which is a cool and dangerous kind of crazy!
although if you tried telling that to your therapist or rose, they'd probably argue that lunacy is lunacy, no matter what.
which brings me to my next point...
am i crazy?
did you ever think that maybe the reason that goo is blue is because it's the color of your destroyed dreams??
the kind of goo that seeps into your ears and totally brainwashes you????????
WAIT.
what if i am figuring all this out way ahead of schedule.
i've been scratching the tattoo a whole lot, too.
i didn't mean to, i swear. i was just itchy!
the effects are wearing off, i repeat, the effects are wearing off!
HOLY SHIT.
i just heard a highly suspicious noise.
...they're right behind me, aren't they.

[ 5 seconds later: ]

TELL DAVE SPRITE I REALLY WANT TO PUNCH HIM!

Comments

[bluh]

ok, then what were you talking about?
oh!!!!!!!!
did you mean about dave sprite?
more like why WOULDN'T i want to do that.

[culver]

Because he is a nice person.

[bluh]

[ yeah... but... ]

he is a nice person when he wants to be.
but he can be pretty outright rude when he wants to be, too.

[culver]

Being rude is not a reason to punch somebody.

[bluh]

what about a gentle knuckle sandwich?

[culver]

Would that still be a punch?

[bluh]

well.
yeah.
but it's gentle so at least there is a little bit of mercy there.

[culver]

That does not make it less of a punch!

[bluh]

argh, then what do YOU think is ok to throw at him?

[culver]

Nothing.

[bluh]

you are way too soft on him.

[culver]

He is my friend.