[text] john: abort mission!

[bluh]

oh, wow.
let's face it: this is all sorts of crazy.
but like the sci-fi kind of crazy, which is a cool and dangerous kind of crazy!
although if you tried telling that to your therapist or rose, they'd probably argue that lunacy is lunacy, no matter what.
which brings me to my next point...
am i crazy?
did you ever think that maybe the reason that goo is blue is because it's the color of your destroyed dreams??
the kind of goo that seeps into your ears and totally brainwashes you????????
WAIT.
what if i am figuring all this out way ahead of schedule.
i've been scratching the tattoo a whole lot, too.
i didn't mean to, i swear. i was just itchy!
the effects are wearing off, i repeat, the effects are wearing off!
HOLY SHIT.
i just heard a highly suspicious noise.
...they're right behind me, aren't they.

[ 5 seconds later: ]

TELL DAVE SPRITE I REALLY WANT TO PUNCH HIM!

Comments

[realslimstrider]

wow
what the hell did i do to you
relax the goo isnt going to brainwash you

text;

[fraud]

Are you stoned?

1/???

[bluh]

oh my god.

text;

[kringlefuck]

Fret not my good friend!
The cerulean goop that has coated you hair to toe isnt precisely harmful.
Unless of course if you *eat it.*

Then prepare yourself to be the barer of new alien spawn.
Youll be that one dude in alien in a matter of days.


_{[ Ok, he could not resist saying that considering finding all the new goodies in his locker put him in a significantly better mood. ]}

2/ i have no angry icons gomen

[bluh]

oh my GOD!
I'VE *FINALLY* FOUND YOU, YOU FEATHERY ORANGE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
GRANTED I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE LOCATED CURRENTLY, AND I'M A LITTLE LESS ANGRY THAN I WAS A WHILE AGO...
WHATEVER!

[bluh]

[ gotta approach this calmly

BREATH ]

done

[bluh]

...hey, orange dave.
where on the ship are you?

[realslimstrider]

you just said you wanted to punch me
you think ill tell you now
answer my damn question

text;

[bluh]

[ TURNS out the noise was just the air vent, and he's back to responding normally. ]

of course not!
duh, how would a stoner even come up with half this stuff????
no way mr. 002, leave the hardboiled thinking to the ingenious guys, alright.

1/2

[bluh]

see, that's the thing.
i was just kidding.
hahahaha!! hear that sound dave?
i like to call it *LAUGHTER*.

[bluh]

besides!
you know what you did.

text.

[incubo]

lay off the acid, bro
it's seriously doing you no favors

[realslimstrider]

ok
you just got here so ill let part of this slide
go find the welcome to the tranquility post that goes up every jump
read it

text;

[fraud]

[ oh sweet precious john ]

You talk like a stoner. You have the enthusiasm of a pothead with the munchies. You're also using colored text. Forgive me for going the logical route based on context clues.

Also, you don't even know if I'm actually a Mr.

text;

[cons]

[ oh now this is 100% the last thing she needs dbjfg Brian leaves and John's back and it's been, oh, a year. and she still remembers the blue text. what the hell. still, better she check first. ]

is your name john?

permatext.

[culver]

Why would you want to do that?

text

[ex_question191]

Holy shit red green now blue, maybe I should start typing in color it's obviously the latest trend.

text;

[bluh]

yeah, it is!
i had no clue i was being that obvious.
i was pretty much under the impression that only our tattoo numbers identify us.
anyway, do i know you?

text;

[cons]

there was a kid named john here a while back that used blue text. just a guess.
he knew me, but that doesn't mean you do.
i'm wichita. we lived on the same floor when i first got here.

text.

[bluh]

i swear i'm not taking any drugs!!
believe me, i wouldn't even be here if i was.
i'd probably be in somewhere in nic cage heaven.
pulling pranks and punching dave sprite senselessly.

permatext.

[bluh]

i really don't think a person has any say in how intelligent they are.
it's something they're born with.
so if said person uncovers an intergalactic conspiracy, you can't blame them because they probably didn't do it on purpose.
aside from when they actually do it on purpose, of course.

[ he actually thinks you're talking about the first part of his memo, nill. ]

text

[bluh]

i hope that means i am officially a trend setter.
the next thing on my agenda is getting everyone here to form a big group and do the LITERAL electric boogaloo.

text;

[bluh]

haha, that's sick!
i wonder if anyone's actually eaten the goop before?
i would never EVER do that!
especially if it tastes sweet.
but then again, i wouldn't know.
it would probably be super painful to go through the whole transformation, though.
and also really gross looking, but then again, i wouldn't know.

[culver]

[and now she is so confused]

What?

text;

[bluh]

ok MISS 002, have you ever considered how accurate your context clues were?
maybe i'm just a really enthusiastic guy that likes blue.
also, i don't think i'm old enough to even be considered a pothead slash stoner.
i am pretty sure there is an age minimum to ride the druggie train.