saidhe: (elegant.)
sʜeʀʟᴏᴄk ʜᴏʟᴍes ✍ 002▸023 ([personal profile] saidhe) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-01-21 07:16 pm

Case File #001: A Seven Per Cent Solution • video

[ And the video flips on to a man in need of a shave, perched on the floor in front of a veritable pigsty. It's hard to make out what's behind him, but the bed appears to have been successfully flipped over, the mattress askew. The wall, already, is absolutely littered with notes, and though the amount is paltry so far - he's only been here a week - it's still a bit impressive. Encoded, likely, though none of it is particularly legible on the camera, especially in his chicken scratch. ]

Observe.

[ As he says the word, he leans in, and even on such a small screen, his eyes are very clearly wide, dilated. He's beginning to set the communicator down onto a bureau, cradling it gently in his hands as though it's an egg. ] An ingenious way of recording one's processes, far more convenient than the written word, faster as well. Now- You'll see-

[ And he takes a flying leap away from the phone, jumping atop the opposite bureau in one fell swoop and spreading his arms wide. The camera isn't panned correctly - his head is cut off - and he takes a deep breath as though he's about to say something absolutely brilliant -- !! ] I am now taller. [ What follows is a small giggle that can hardly be construed as masculine, as he leaps back down from the bureau, catlike. ] Perhaps a rudimentary test, but one must jump before one can fly. Fly before one can fall-!

[ He stumbles on his way back to the dresser, and jars the thing, the communicator with it, and consequentially knocks the feed offline again. ]
zoosmell: (and freak in the universe)

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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-01-22 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
or you could just fly by flying...
are you ok?
i think there is something strange, but i also don't think you just got a haircut...
ponyfabulous: (Not just another Jane Done)

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[personal profile] ponyfabulous 2012-01-22 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[This sure looks like that one Tony Stark guy. But... Something is not right.]

Are you feeling alright? And what ever did you do to your room?
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[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-22 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
just say no to spacedrugs
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[personal profile] fourseasons 2012-01-22 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Technology is quite nice, isn't it?

[But oh that feed end um--]

Ah... Are you alright?
vestalvogue: notzilon (tumblr) (you don't say)

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[personal profile] vestalvogue 2012-01-22 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Was That Was We Were Meant To Observe
Are You Well
That Was A Strange Statement To Make
You Have Not Actually Gotten Taller Merely Moved To Higher Ground You Know
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-01-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
is it really enlightenment?
you are just acting kinda weird.
i mean, it's weird that you checked the pace of your hair!
but this whole thing is really weird, too.
andblockbuster: (I ain't ever seen no chocohol.)

[personal profile] andblockbuster 2012-01-22 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
.... Please tell me you're not one of the people who have been here forever and this isn't some... delirium I have to look forward to. I'm really hoping you're just crazy.
1stguardian: (oh yeah sure whatever)

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[personal profile] 1stguardian 2012-01-22 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ For a moment, Ichigo simply stares at the video, baffled by what he's just seen. Finally, after a moment's pause to clear his throat, he speaks up. ]

Why are you jumping on the furniture?
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[personal profile] fourseasons 2012-01-22 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I am glad to hear that.

It is certainly different from a normal cell phone, at least... [He pauses, actually, noting some things...] Ah, and from any lack of technology in the past, as well.

Have you recently arrived? [What an interesting first thing to say to the network...]
ponyfabulous: (THIS is WHINING)

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[personal profile] ponyfabulous 2012-01-22 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say you've completely destroyed it!
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[personal profile] scratched 2012-01-22 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
whether or not you got them in space
duh
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[personal profile] zoosmell 2012-01-22 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
i guess i don't really know...
but as long as you're ok, that's good.
1stguardian: (kind of perplexed)

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[personal profile] 1stguardian 2012-01-22 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ ....Maybe he is. >| ]

Huh?

[ He blinks. ]

Why would I?

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