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[text] --3.

right so
save your condolences and told you sos
i
and by "i" i mean me and other me
im back from a trip around the ship
and no im not bleeding out of every orifice or horribly dismembered so were good on that end
just
we didnt find a body
moving or otherwise
so if you knew 012 200
previously known as 004 097
commonly known as dirk strider
more esoterically known as THE MAN
hes gone again
for all those who wanted him for sketchy science shenanigans
tough luck
youll have to settle for his arguably less scientifically capable bros

[ ooc; Though I'm not technically off hiatus yet, I will slowly be making a comeback. Good to be back, guys. ]

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i'm just being polite

i'm sorry he's gone i liked having him around

[ Normally, he'd grill the robokin just to see him sweat. But. ]

yeah
it was awesome having him in the flesh here on the ship
getting to meet him for real for the first time
knowing he was always there watching waiting
diddling himself in the shadows while i worked on indenting my mattress

[ Instead he'll just commiserate with robokin and watch him sweat anyway. Woo hoo! ]

that's an interesting choice of words but okay

i will sort of miss him i guess

he was kind of weird but he was very helpful

[ Or shit can fly right over AI head again. Goddammit. ]

you know im deliberate in my diction
which you obviously are not
whats with all the sort of kind of i guess shit
you WILL miss him
and he was HELLS of weird
wtf personified
inscrutability on a stick
but thats what makes him awesome

no i'm pretty sure those things just make him weird

HELLS of weird

i mean if we're being honest the three of you are pretty weird as a rule

i think you do it on purpose

you just dont understand those of us who traverse the upper echelons of irony
weird is awesome and in my case
hereditary

fairly sure that's not how genetics work

dude
what do you know about genetics
youve only had dna of your own for like
a year

i know plenty about genetics i am from a state of the art science facility

then how can you not know that certain people are just predisposed to becoming irony ninjas and others arent
thats like eugenics 101
hitlerism 123 or something

because that's irony that's not

it doesn't make any sense there is no such thing as an irony gene

is there

of course theres an irony gene
and either youve got it in you or you dont
i bet you dont

i think you made it up

i think you make a lot of things up

actually
you just dont get the shit i say
because you lack the irony gene
why are you questioning the irony gene and not questioning the ninja gene

no you're just purposefully confusing

there is a difference

ok lets change things up
do this song and dance a little differently
define irony for me wheatmeister

in your case you uh

you don't say what you mean

ever

that is a gross oversimplification of my complex dialogical processes and you know it
if it was that simple
dont you think you wouldve figured me out by now
mr state of the art science guy

no i would say it's pretty spot on

you say what you mean just occasionally and randomly enough to throw people off all the time

do me a favor
read this last text you just sent me
then read the one you sent before that
see if you can spot the inconsistency between temporal adverbs
ill wait

see you're doing it again

its almost like its
natural

come off it

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