[text] --3.

[tg]

right so
save your condolences and told you sos
i
and by "i" i mean me and other me
im back from a trip around the ship
and no im not bleeding out of every orifice or horribly dismembered so were good on that end
just
we didnt find a body
moving or otherwise
so if you knew 012 200
previously known as 004 097
commonly known as dirk strider
more esoterically known as THE MAN
hes gone again
for all those who wanted him for sketchy science shenanigans
tough luck
youll have to settle for his arguably less scientifically capable bros

[ ooc; Though I'm not technically off hiatus yet, I will slowly be making a comeback. Good to be back, guys. ]

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[culver]

Dave.

[tg]

sup

[culver]

You did not answer me. I was worried.

1/2!

[tg]

uh yeah bout that
i wasnt ignoring you i kinda left the communicator in my room
got back to an exploded inbox cause i forgot to say afk
thats away from keyboard jsyk
just so you know
wow i really shouldnt be txtspeaking at you you just learned how to type months ago
which btw youre getting real good at
i see you added periods and shit to your repertoire
thats awesome
youve surpassed me and my complete lack of conventional syntax
kudos

2/2. there we go.

[tg]

btw means by the way
btw

[Text]

[realslimstrider]

forgot to say you missed an ai rights post
[Not commenting on the subject of this post.]

[tg]

did i now
was it by ours truly
the very same ai i mean to intern at the labs for

[realslimstrider]

the very same
its a work of art

[tg]

looks like ive got some backreading to do

text.

[ex_question191]

Sooo are you the dude everyone calls smiley?

[tg]

yes
that is EXACTLY why this post is slathered in passive aggressive emotes and has that little 012 034 in the corner
cause thats how inappropriate use of text based smileys and anonymity work
gj finding me bro

[ex_question191]

idk 01234 is a pretty made up number.

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[kringlefuck]

And off he goes again.
I absolutely fucking called it.
What are the chances of seeing him again, you think???
:/

[tg]

tut tut
no one asked you or your separation anxiety english
besides the chances of him coming back seem pretty high by my count

[kringlefuck]

I dont have separation anxiety i dont think. Its just irritating to be without him again.

Well i suppose all we can do is stay on the look out.

_{[ less dramatic than last time, definitely. ]}

[text]

[testgasm]

oh

my condolences

glad you're back safe though

nothing interesting down there i take it

[tg]

wait what part of save your condolences didnt you get
the verb??

[testgasm]

i'm just being polite

i'm sorry he's gone i liked having him around

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[redhotsummers]

Don't care how young you are we need to get drunk.

not here

[culver]

[alex]

not here

[redhotsummers]

[Shh men talking Nill, Men.]

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[realslimstrider]

lets say ive seen someone get drunk before
actually
im leaving this up to other me
what he says goes

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[redhotsummers]

Look he said yes kind of didn't he.

[tg]

man i dunno about that
i like keeping my mental faculties about me just in case flying ass ninjas try to ambush me
but ok lets meet up and hydrate ourselves thatll be cool

[redhotsummers]

That's what my powers are for. I explode ninjas for breakfast.