cons: (☢ ѕaywнaт.)
wιcнιтa, ĸanѕaѕ ([personal profile] cons) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-01-27 12:04 am

video;

[ here, have a MySpace style shot of Wichita walking own the hall ( actually it's probably more Blair Witch than MySpace, but it's way less creepy than BW. so. ), her voice quiet over a low hum of.. what sounds like wheels, maybe, or just little gears turning. it's weird, basically. ]

Okay, two things. One- R2D2 is on the ship. Yes, that announcement is worth it's own network post because, well, it is. Because two-

[ the camera is flipped around with a touch on the screen, and then just down the hall, maybe fifteen feet away, is R2D2, leading about a dozen Tranquility Roombas, in two lines, down the hallway. Wichita may or may not have been found them on her way out of the bar, and continued following them for about fifteen minutes before she turned on her camera ]

He started with a following of eight, but every time he passes a room that's being cleaned by a bot, it just stops what it's doing and joins the line.

Innocent playtime? Very possible.

Though I must admit that my imagination has concocted something most! sinister. For what they could be planning.

[ someone sounds a tiny bit like Holmes there, for those last few words, because maybe she misses him a lot and this is how she spends her time now okay. detective-ing. ]

-- And before anybody gets all huffy, don't worry, I'm really only recording this because it's kinda cute. They're like.. ducklings, almost. But what are they up to?

[ amuuuused. ]
enforced: (Obi - broadcasting)

[personal profile] enforced 2013-01-27 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell Artoo how much her Majesty would be disappointed in him.

[Ha. Like that would really make him stop.]
darkforce: (.o20)

[personal profile] darkforce 2013-01-27 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[her majes- oh yeah. timelines.]

Do you really think he would listen to that?
enforced: (Obi - half in shadow but all light)

[personal profile] enforced 2013-01-27 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...well.

Not unless you've changed his programming.
darkforce: (.o52)

[personal profile] darkforce 2013-01-28 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't. He's exactly as he should be.
enforced: (Obi - has anyone told you you're short)

[personal profile] enforced 2013-01-28 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Then we're dealing with a full-scale cleaning droid uprising.

[So droll.]
darkforce: (.oo8)

[personal profile] darkforce 2013-01-28 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
It was only ever a matter of time.